eien's career

something that doesn't exist and has never existed

a fire/fairy type pokemon is like eien's career

by Sovrein March 22, 2017

Evgeny Shishko

Guys with such name have very big cocks. All girls want children from 'em.

Oh my god, are u really Evgeny Shishko? Please, sign my tits!!
#sexy #god #intelligent #programmer #thebestfriendofyourmom

by UBIYZA May 17, 2017

eugeniy

Eugeniy, also called Euge is a very popular, good looking yet sweet boy. Has an extraordinary connection to Léa his future wife. They're the cutest couple in school and love eachother very much, they even finish eachother's sentences. All his friends are jealous of his realationship with Léa and wish they would find a girl who is as perfect for them as Léa is for Euge.

"Omg! I found the Léa to my Eugeniy! Her name is Noa." Viktor said.

by TheClang July 1, 2017

Eugene

A blonde and blue eyed beauty.
They come from the northern europe, but they've spread all around europe and america. You'll recognise one when you see him.

He might be the devil.

OMG, that's an Eugene!

by Devil-E August 8, 2017

Einen Scheiß muss ich!

Unfriendly responds to someone who‘s telling you that you have to to something.

Literally translated: I’ve got to do shit!

Chuck, du musst das bis Freitag fertig haben.
Einen Scheiß muss ich!

by Hainerthecat October 24, 2017

Eugene

An extremely cringeworthy, quirkily individual that cannot be identified as a human being, therefore addressed here as "being". Such being is rejected by the normal society and forced into a life of inner sociopathic boarderline tendencies, which find their expression in the steady use of a fedora, associated with a trenchcoat, and in certain behaviours the normal society would define as "abnormal", such as the usual pledge in school shooting, child/women molesting activities. Such abnormal hobbies, though harmful for the psychological stability of the members of the normal society, are carried out as attempts to ascribe a meaning to its existence. Moreover, this Being tends to desperately seek for a mate within the normal human society, trying to avoid the female members of its species (addressed as Eugenas). Also, such Being has mastered the ability of hiding objects.

When Eugene attempts to reach for its backpack, every person in the area knows what to do: run to the nearest "exit".

by LordOfDarkness001 November 10, 2017

EAgent

An employee of the evil company EA who sneaks into discussion groups to spread false information and derail threads on websites such as Reddit and 4chan attempting to expose the company for the leeches that they are.

That comment must have been written by an EAgent, no one supports EA.

by Cowman the Conqueror November 14, 2017