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cockered

(adjective)
1. The expression of being concerned over your or another guy's genitals.
2. Flabbergasted but with the circumstance of being a guy or just having a cock.
1. I'm cockered, I think I have erectile dysfunction.
2. I'm cockered about the latest news today.
by antibodydeficiency April 18, 2024
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checkerjelqing

A method of enlarging male genitals by an extended amount of time while playing he game checkers. This is commonly done with a male partner to ensure motivation as well as a opponent during the checkers game.
You and I should have a checkerjelqing sesh after our lecture today.
by Synapseioises December 1, 2024
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Cuckery

Absurd, self-indulgent behavior often seen in investors or business partners who prioritize ego-stroking, thrill-seeking, or unnecessary theatrics over actual results. It is like tomfoolery, but with higher stakes and even less self-awareness, followed by a sprinkle of submissive brat-like behavior. Cuckery turns the serious business of making money into a circus act, much to the frustration of anyone focused on execution.
"The investor insisted on having weekly meetings just so we could ‘vibe check’ the team. Pure cuckery—no agenda, no value, just wasted time."

"She spent half the pitch talking about how investing in the company would ‘feed her soul.’ The rest of us were choking on the sheer cuckery."

"He made us rebrand the app because the color scheme didn’t ‘reflect his essence.’ Peak cuckery—we lost three weeks of development for that nonsense."

"Nothing like a bit of cuckery to derail a perfectly good business plan."

"You know it’s cuckery when someone says, ‘Let’s do it for the journey, not the outcome.’"
by InBootyITrust January 5, 2025
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Cocker Spaniel

A song by Midwest rapper Farrad Heights, released on his 2025 mixtape "Za Life".
Farrad: "My girl pussy smell like cob webs!!!!! Ma gurl puss smell like dry chicken! Cocker spaniel bitch! Stop bitchin'!"
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Cockerfied

To be left unpaid for something by The Cockerell.
He still hasn't paid me for that job, I've been Cockerfied!
by Builder's Labourer June 6, 2025
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Cuckerbeard's Doomsday Shelter

Blast it. Drone strike it with bunker-busters today. NO SHELTER FOR CUKERJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Hym "Drone strike Mark Zuckerberg's doomsday shelter! He's trying to flee! He's going to let you all die while he hides out in he shelter! Kill him! Kill him quick! Destroy Cuckerbeard's doomsday shelter!!!"
by Hym Iam August 12, 2025
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Cuckers mitt

When whoever you are banging won’t let you finish inside of them and makes you shoot your load in your hand instead
Do you have a Clorox wipe wipe? My hand is a mess because my girl made me put on my cuckers mitt for my load because she doesn’t want anymore kids
by Bird Kriescher August 18, 2025
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