zucc L

When someone fails to build up the courage to talk to another person they find attractive.

"Man I wish I talked to that cute girl earlier, fuck."
"That's such a zucc L bro."

by zuccypoo September 7, 2021

zork zucchini

The zork zucchini occurs when you defecate on to a hard outdoor surface and then wait 7-10 days until petrification, then take the petrified log and spray paint it green, then replace your favorite dildo with the zucchini-like log. Finally, when ripeness is at its peak, pass the zork zucchini on to a close friend by placing in the crisper drawer of their refrigerator. Can be garnished with your favorite dressing and served chilled.

I wanted to a make a salad the other day, but all I had around the house was a zork zucchini.

by jeardon69 July 6, 2008

Mark Zuckerberg

Prototype B-2.5.1, bionic lizard with anti-consumer capabilities. Still in early development, some issues include constant dehydration, poor socialization, and scales faintly appearing once in a while.

Judge: "Are you human?"
Mark Zuckerberg: "That's a great question. I'll make sure our team will get right back to you on that."

by consoomer420 November 5, 2021

What the Zuck

An exclamation made when Facebook fails to load correctly or introduces new and unnecessary additions to the News Feed.

After logging onto Facebook, John expected to see his friend's status updates. Instead, his News Feed was clogged with answered questions from the new "questions" app.

"What the Zuck?!?" John screamed. He then proceeded to throw his computer out the window.

by medicalert May 20, 2011

zuccccccccccc

A popular Instagram meme account. There are 11 c´s in their username.

Did you see the new post from zuccccccccccc?

by yslrowan September 4, 2019

Mother Zucker

A way to swear at someone while also blessing them at the same time. Instead of Mother F'er, this is the more appropriate "Mother Zucker".

swearing b/c it has the same force and intent of the F word -- but a blessing b/c Mark Zuckerberg has become a billionaire and one of the most influential people of our time (whether or not people like him).

As in - "you Mother Zucker -- i can't believe you got ANOTHER promotion"

As in - "all these mother ZUCKERs need to go ZUCK themselves"

by eSoulbb December 5, 2011

zucchini

Some disorders can be treated through extream and extensive Zucchini treatmen. also Zucchinies are found at illegal "Zucchini parties" in which men come from all around the tri-state are and shuve Zucchinies up eachothers anus's

Joe has a milde case of ADD, no problem says docter Dan. Just bend over and you be ok in no time (Zucchini is inserted into anus and repeatedly heaved in and out)

by Jesus May 13, 2005