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zork zucchini

The zork zucchini occurs when you defecate on to a hard outdoor surface and then wait 7-10 days until petrification, then take the petrified log and spray paint it green, then replace your favorite dildo with the zucchini-like log. Finally, when ripeness is at its peak, pass the zork zucchini on to a close friend by placing in the crisper drawer of their refrigerator. Can be garnished with your favorite dressing and served chilled.

I wanted to a make a salad the other day, but all I had around the house was a zork zucchini.

by jeardon69 July 6, 2008

in and out

the act of defecation while enjoying your favorite fast food combo meal, preferably a #1 double double from the chain of the same name; physically ingesting food into the body while simultaneously releasing it from the body

Scott decided to wait for Craig to return with his combo meal before heading to the john for his daily dumper, thus achieving the glorious in and out.

by jeardon69 July 6, 2008