Ty Shmitt

The antithesis to evil, and a conjurer of inspiration.

“Let’s hear from Ty Shmitt.”

Ty Shmitt by Apollo Cole December 29, 2025

Ty Toilet Method

When you go to take a shit, you also jerk off at the same time, but when you cum, you cum straight into the toilet so you don’t have to clean anything up.

Hey dude, I’m about to go to the bathroom and I was gonna do the Ty toilet method if you wanna come watch how it’s done?

Ty Toilet Method by Tyg5314 February 10, 2026

Tyson Ty 

Tyson Ty, is a Canadian Rapper born and raised in Montreal, who moved to Toronto after legal issues. He was born in 1986 in Quebec, but his parents are from Jamaica.
He drives a 2011 Maserati Gran Turismo, his first car was jeep wrangler, later a BMW 7 series.

His associated acts are: Harvey Stripes, Malcolm Rose, Rick Ross, Enima, Captain Hooks, Vulture, and himself.

He has a few known songs such as "Been Thru", "Letter to MTL", "Kunta Kinte", "Fuck cops"

Tyson ty is the dopest rapper from MTL

Tyson Ty by Santasquad100 August 25, 2023

dirty ty 

The act of a metalhead giving a asshole a stunner in a mosh pit

That asshole was just looking for a fight the way he was moshing, so I stomped up and gave him a dirty ty

dirty ty by Traveler00death November 26, 2019

Dirty Ty 

when a man gets fucked while smoking crack and drinking fireball

That crack head bottom's favorite position is the dirty ty

Dirty Ty by WildmanA-A-Ron June 7, 2020

T'ree-fi'ty 

Three dollars and fifty cents. Generally used to distract the Loch Ness Monster.

That damn Loch Ness Monster, he wants to come and get my t'ree-fi'ty!

T'ree-fi'ty by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Shroomin' with Ty Wright 

A public access TV show written, produced, directed and starring Tyler Wright. The entire show consists of Tyler sitting on a couch in his basement with an open phone book calling random citizens of Hockessin, Delaware and asking them his classic line.

Scenario ONE:
Ty: Yo, you shroomin'?
Person 1: Hell yeah, I'm shroomin'!

Scenario TWO:
Ty: Yo, you shroomin'?
Person 2: What the hell? I'll call the cops on you, you little rat ass bastard mother fuc...(at which point Ty hangs up, rolls around on the floor laughing)

Shroomin' with Ty Wright by Public Access TV Programmer March 4, 2005