Johnny Shaded

The act of masterbating to porn in front of the tv when Police knock down your door

I got Johnny Shaded last night by the Anne Arudel County Police.

by turd to ya mudda June 5, 2011

shaved monkey sex

driving a monkey-shaped convertible that is clean.

shaved monkey sex is so fun on route 66.

by hoehoefromdawg March 14, 2007

Sawed off

The act of beating someones ass in any type of automotive race. Commonly used to describe street races in witch you blow the other driver away. can also be used as sawing off, getting sawed ect...

That STI owner talked a lot but I just sawed him off.

I cant believe that civic wagon is sawing me off.

Man, Your RX-7 didn't stand a chance against that Vette, you just got sawed off.

by Omar J. Wilson February 25, 2013

Shaedyn

This girl is one of a kind. You will find only one girl with this name because it is a very unusual name... just like the girl is very unusual. By unusual, we mean unique. She will be quite stunning in looks, her face is gorgeous, Her Locks of hair will be an extremely unique color that everyone will stop and stare, her body will be amazingly HOT, skinny yet athletic, boobs will be perfect with a booty that is rock solid, so solid you could set a drink on it, like a shelf. Her personality is by far her best quality, intelligent, kind, yet funny, she is always laughing. Her laugh is by far the most contagious laugh you will hear. If you manage to be lucky enough to have this girl in your life... hold on! Matter of fact, get that ring now! You will only come across her once in a life time and she should be cherished, because nobody will ever compare after her.

SHAEDYN, A Romantic at heart, One of a Kind, HOT, beautiful, perfect. Well rounded, tries everything once. So much fun to be with because you are always laughing.

by The girl who got away January 22, 2011

shaved skunk

A Mexican Drug Cartel member, that has cocaine up his anus, he than farts and draws a line of coke on his boyfriends cock.

Fernando hunny, I've had a rough day. I need a shaved skunk now.

by vaeyet October 28, 2013

Bell Shaped

When a plan goes badly or does not work out correctly.

"Mike's plan to hook up with Melody went all Bell shaped"

by bltzkrg242 October 10, 2008

shaved bear

A person that has the bodily appearance of a bear, sans fur. Does not in any way qualify as a compliment for women.

I went out with beer goggles last night. I woke up next to a shaved bear.

by bear shaver November 2, 2011