Pressed Fruit-bowl

V. -The act of dropping ones pants and pressing ones butt and balls against a piece of glass which is visible by a passerby.

N. -The result of this process is a "pressed fruit-bowl."

Linda was shocked when she looked at the car next to her only to see a pressed fruit-bowl staring back at her.

Pressed Fruit-bowl by Vagimuff April 3, 2009

pessimistic pete

Easily the most negative person in a group of people that are otherwise having a great time. But instead of keeping it to himself, it becomes his mission the fuck the fun up for anybody that looks too happy.

BRO 1: Hey I got these four girls to come back to chill with us at the house!

BRO 2: these girls don't like you bro, they're just gonna smoke your shit up, drink the liquor and leave. I bet at least two of them have the herp, either way this shit is weak don't bring them over I got shit to do at noon tomorrow.

BRO 1: never fails always such a fucking pessimistic pete..

pessimistic pete by Cpt.AMERICA August 27, 2010

Preksha 

Cute but doesn't admit it, overall can make any guy fall in love with her.

Sometimes behaves like a chomu but her cute voice makes you forget everything.

Kid1: Damn who's cute voice was that?!
Kid2: Bruh that's Preksha she might be taken already.

Preksha by ThyUnholyOne November 2, 2021

pessoptimist

A pessimist and an optimist. An individual who combines pessimism and optimism into a cohesive worldview that is neither purely negative nor wholly positive. They are distinct from a realist as they do not engage in a pragmatic approach to life. Rather, they are the quintessential happy-sad person.

A pessoptimist is someone who sees the the glass as both half empty and half full, enjoying the fullness as much as despising the emptiness.

pessoptimist by Zek J. Evets December 30, 2016

Folded under pressure

Cole N has done this multiple times

Cole N folded under pressure (AGAIN)!

Folded under pressure by PandaOnTop December 21, 2020

Pionel Pessi 

An Argentinean penalty merchant fraud known to be carried by the FIFA President during World Cup 2022, he got 6 penalties in the World Cup and still managed to fail one

Pionel Pessi an Argentinean fraud

Pionel Pessi by kentryag December 19, 2022

Pess 

Another friendly/beasty way of saying piss off.
it can be used as a friendly insult of pain!
And there is perks to this meaning!

Why dont you just pess out of my house!

Pess by L.J.R.M January 24, 2009