Your hoe is pissed about her rear end shitsplosion you caused, so she kicked you outta the house. So you’re drivin’ in yo car and you gotta rip a nasty one. You’re stuck in traffic so you go to squeeze out some gas. You put your windows down and the smell is so potent that the driver behind you becomes incapacitated and rear ends you. Surprise surprise, out comes poo. Karma is a smelly SOB.

Ty: Yo Bro you finna finish your story bout the splosion you caused?

Biggy: Yea Bro, so my wife kicked me outta the house and I went on a drive to blow off some steam. The Taco Bell I had last week finally hit my b-hole, so I went to rip some air and it smelled horrible. Went to put my windows down cuz I couldn’t breathe and it must have flown right into the nostrils of the buhl behind me. Dude ended up rear ending me (with his car) and I was so surprised, a Rear End Shitsplosion: Part 2 took place. Guess karma got the best of me.

Ty: I envy your life.

Rear end shitsplosion: Part 2 by Stoney69 December 22, 2020

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perry the platypus day part 2

If somesaid to search this then they like you but are too shy to say to your face

"Omg,mark told me to search perry the platypus day part 2 ooh he soo likes me Jessica"
"Ooh lucky say yes say yes!"

perry the platypus day part 2 by Not_drunk74 January 16, 2021

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Besides that part

Carries the same weight as no homo

I agree with everything he said besides that part

Besides that part by Jimmyjohn479 July 1, 2021

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PEPPER SPRAY RESOLVEMENT PART III

It is when you were PEPPER SPRAYED for no legitimate reason except the ONUS. BUTT HERE IS THE URBAN DICTIONARY IN N OUT BURGER RESOLVEMENT FOR EVERYONE AND TRULY ANYBODY PEPPER SPRAYED

AARON WATSON PECKHAM...URBAN DICTIONARY THE MORE THAN IT...URBAN DICKTIONARY

ONUS NOTES: A PHONY PARTNER, SIM CARD, ASSH0LE SQUIRT amounting to a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE

I visited IN N OUT BURGER SEPTEMBER 6, 2021 9:45 PM and I met first HANNAH WHO I said , " have you ever heard of HANNAH'S SISTERS and I said I will write down the information and I asked like THE WHO, she said yes, I said , I will write down this song, it's this place from WHO BY NUMBERS, " SQUEEZE BOX. Unexpectedly the manager comes up to me and says "DO YOU WANT TO ORDER" , yes I am starving, so I order and her name was DEELEAH , she said, it's a PURPLE FLOWER and I do a "HALSEY" ,point to my PURPLE RUBBER BAND on my PURSE. Well I get my order and when I get back IN N OUT gave me a present which is a PEPPER SPRAY RESOLVEMENT PART III and I did ask for IN N OUT SPREAD on the side they gave me FOUR PACKS and GOOGLEPLEX is knowing.

Thanks to the definition here on URBAN DICTIONARY but our BELIEF systems coincided MOSTLY lDEELE(AH) AND HANN(AH) as well as others in that DEE CIRCLE ,THE ASSH0LE and they gave me early morning as e FIVE CASCABELLA PEPPERS and thanks to the awesome urban turban I had a PEPPER SPRAY RESOLVEMENT PART III as I had a FIGGING amazing time MASTURBATING to the incredible sensations by simply CHARU (INSERT) into the STINK FINGER SLOT.

To all that ONUS I used my ANUS to do a PEPPER SPRAY RESOLVEMENT PART III and made MY ASSH0LE as well as ASSHOLE very happy with a MANDATORY SHITEATER (NEW BREAKTHROUGH) and my ASSHOLE getting a VERY GOOD FIGGING as my RESORTS WORLD as it took LITTLE SCOTT to clean my ASSHOLE AFTER.

PEPPER SPRAY RESOLVEMENT PART III by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 8, 2021

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