Hackberry Hammer 

The Texas Hold 'em starting hand 7-5 suited.

Although the specific reason why the hand was named for the small Cameron Parish town on LA-27, the name is said to have been initially made popular both at the Lake Charles Isle of Capri poker room and in several homegame circles in Southwest Louisiana and Southeast Texas.

A weaker, speculative hand that is beleived by most to only be profittable in certain situations, such as many players to an unraised pot, and in late position, the Hackberry Hammer will rarely find glory on the felt. Regardless, the novelty value of the ambiguous nickname at least gives some players a second thought when peering down at the 7c5c, 7s5s, 7h7h, or 7d7d.

I snuck in off the big blind with the Hackberry Hammer and managed to boat up when the flop spewed a pleasant 7, 7, 5

Hackberry Hammer by Willy Billiams Timmy Tatter IV June 22, 2011

Glass hammer

A blunt and useless tool.

Ideal insult for the stupid (and jocks), as they will be shaking their heads and overworking their 2-cell brain to figure out why everyone is laughing at them.

Guy: "Dude, you're a glass hammer"
*onlookers laugh*
Jock: *puzzled expression* "Huh?"

Glass hammer by MortalWombat April 28, 2010

Clam Hammer

A penis, cock, dick, schlong, etc.

Her cock pocket gnawed hungrily on his thick clam hammer.

Clam Hammer by McFatty May 4, 2005

Rammer Hammer 

A small device used in the Mattel game "Don't Break the Ice." It replicates a small hammer that re-tracks back and forth @ 124 revolutions/minute. The purpose of the Rammer Hammer is to knock out the standing blocks that you stack before the game begins (similar to Jenga but the blocks are stacked up as a wall instead of a tower).

The Rammer Hammer can also be used as a sexual device used on a female's clitorous operated by a male counterpart. Most females will not agree on using the Rammer Hammer when presented by a male. In situations where confrontation is sure to occur, males can hide the device and pull it out while performing other forms of oral sex. Make sure the female cannot see her lower body when pulling the device out.

Use the Rammer Hammer to knock out the blocks.

I slipped in with the Rammer Hammer and she was pleasantly surprised!

Rammer Hammer by And1Hag September 26, 2010

Norwegian Hammer 

Before the sex has begun, the female lays down and spreads her legs wide open. The male then steps back about 15-20 ft and gets a running start before penetration. If desired target is missed, you're not norwegian.

This manuever is typically performed before or after the Canadian Goose.

"The Norwegian Hammer is quite the rush!"

"Jill was never the same after her un-norwegian boyfriend attempted the N-Hammer."

"Your mother enjoys the Norwegian Hammer"

Norwegian Hammer by Paul Bunyon July 27, 2006

Dutch Hammer 

A large Dutchman's penis. There is generally a stereo typical conclusion that african american men have a large penis. This may be true, but don't count out a 6 foot plus blonde dutch male, they generally carry a fuckin Dutch Hammer. Large and in charge when in gear, however simply understated and simple when not in use-which makes perfect sense for the working man. A hard working man wouldn't want his pecker getting in the way of a hard days work.

Carrie thinks black dudes have big cranks, wait till she see's Smitty's Dutch Hammer

Dutch Hammer by Gun Slinger April 5, 2011

Viking Hammer 

A contraceptive method dating back to the Vikings.

When having sex with a wench who is unsuitable to bear his children, the Viking pulls out and ejaculates on his knuckles then proceeds to punch the wench in the face.

Mike: so what happened with that chick you took home?

Mark: oh not much...we had sex for a while, but i was too lazy to put a condom on, so I ended up just giving her the old viking hammer...

Mike: Pow! Right in the kisser!

Viking Hammer by Grinch11 June 21, 2008