Hammered Beef

Genitals that are sore and swollen from excessive sexual activity or masturbation.

We was down all night. No sleep and now I got hammered beef today. Sore ass dick.

She walking funny today with that hammered beef. Them curtains are raw.

After edging myself 10 hours to every kind of porn imaginable I blew my ropes and put some ice on my hammered beef.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Holy Hammer

A hammer doused in holy water, used to kill vampires.

Only applied anally.

We used the Holy Hammer on Strahd the other day. He took it well.

by Ginger Whitie November 12, 2019

Crab Hammer

When one turns their sexual partner vertical and proceeds to hammer her much like a jack hammer repeatedly until sexual Orgasm is achieved

This chick was a freak

.... I flipped her over and crab hammered her while we both got off

by JHigity December 5, 2019

hammer drill

A sex move involving intense thrusting.

Stacy said she got a hammer drill last night.

by Drchoco September 6, 2017

Gizzard Hammer

A huge cock that can pound out a solid deep throat.

Her throat is tore up. I gave her the gizzard hammer last night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018

horse hammer

A male genitalia especially of the large nature

Josh's package is large, he's got a horse hammer!!

by SwagMiester August 28, 2016

The Bammer Hammer

The ignition device of the boom dust to shoot a pew from a pew shooter.

"I think the bammer hammer is jammed"
"What?"
"You know, the hammer that ignites the boom dust?"
"That's not what it's called"
"Well, what is it called then?"
"The Travel Gavel"
"Why would it be called that?"
"Because it's a gavel that makes the pew travel"
"Fair enough"

by Lavabite October 26, 2020