Edward Cullen Brain

-Noun

1.) An exaggeration of how the brain looks like the skin of Twilight characterEdward Cullen after doing lines of Adderall; pale white and sparkly.

1.) I've got Edward Cullen Brain.

by Patrykowski21 March 13, 2010

Eduardo Savarin

Eduardo Savarin was the co-founder of Facebook. In the movie The Social Network he was kinda screwed over by his best friend, Mark Zuckerberg, who diminished Eduardo's ownership percentage from a previous 30% to .03%.
He's pretty awesome, Brazilian and played by Andrew Garfield in The Social Network

Eduardo Savarin was born in Sao Paulo, Brazil.

by randomXgirl December 13, 2010

Edward Elric

THE SHORTEST MALE YOU'LL EVER MEET IN FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST (Don't fucking call him shorty, pipsqueak, little, etc. or he'll get PISSED OFF AND THROW YOU OUT A WINDOW)

Damn he is such an Edward Elric, he get's pissed off if we call him short

Ed: WHO YOU CALLING SHORTY

by Shorty Edward June 6, 2017

Eduardo

That funny guy that says "well, well, well" that has been going around on the motherfucking internet like crazy recently.

Eduardo: "Well, well, well"
*starts rapping*

by PizzaLoverSean February 21, 2022

John Edward

biggest douche in the universe

John Edward won the 2002 biggest douche in the universe award for trying to trick people into thinking that he was really able to communicate with their dead relatives.

by rustyshackleford August 16, 2007

Eduardo

A gentlemen who is tall, sexy, muscular, and has remarkable hazel eyes. Eduardos are also known for being polite and charming to anyone they come into contact with, and it is common that staring into the eyes of an Eduardo will cause instant ejaculation by both sexes.

Dude 1: Hey dude im not even gay or anything but I saw a guy at school today and I jizzed in my pants on the spot, it was so embarassing.
Dude 2: Oh that must've been Eduardo, thats normal, its happened to me like 3 times this week so far.

by Lucifer18 July 17, 2012

Edvard

Probably the most handsome person you will ever meet, Edvard is sexy, buff, smart and all-around amazing.

Is that Edvard over there?
Ofc who else could such a handsome person be?

by ogabogabooo June 28, 2020