the beating stick

The beating stick is an Oklahoman urban legend. The beating stick is said to be a small square peice of wood about 1 inch thick and 3 feet long, and it is said to be covered in signatures. In order to sign the beating stick you must steal it or have it used on you. If you come in possession of the beating stick either by stealing it or having it used on you, you must sign it, and then pass it on. To pass it on, you must beat someone bloody with the beating stick, and leave it with the beaten party. The cycle then continues.

Kyle was beaten with the beating stick, he got to sign it. I'm so jealous

I'm taking a vacation to Oklahoma, I hope I don't get the business end of the beating stick

I showed my girl the beating stick, she got to carve her name in it.

by Johnny Bravo With a Dick November 5, 2013

Mavis Beacon

Typing tutorial program that Gary McFarland has a love affair with on a daily basis. For more information on Gary McFarland, see retard.

Why isnt Mr. McFarland fixing the computers? He's in Mavis Beacon.

by Anonymous March 29, 2004

Beatoned

The sensation of getting your asshole rammed up until the point it caves in from multiple black dicks (typically more than 4 at a time)

"Oh my God Jerome and his friends Beatoned my buttocks real good last night@

by DunbarMate October 29, 2018

Bertoncelli

A long italian last name, that no one can pronounce. A rare last name.

Mr. Bertoncelli is eating manicotti.

by patron1234 October 16, 2008

Beating Blister

A sore spot found on one's penis as a result of masturbating excessively.

I spent all weekend masturbating and suddenly I had a beating blister.

by Corkles February 27, 2012

Beatin' On The Cretin

Synonymous with "spanking the money" or "choking the chicken". A reference to human male masturbation, or self gratification, via manipulation of one's own male genitalia. Based on either a reinterpretation, or misinterpretation, of the Ramones' classic hit song "Cretin Hop". Most likely to be used by a person who identifies with "punk-rock" or is in fact a "punk-rocker". Punk-rocker is a term used in the Ramones' classic hit song "Sheena Is A Punk Rocker".

1) Dude, that lap-dance was so hot and heavy, I think he's in the bathroom beatin' on the cretin right now.

2) My roommate has porno mags all over his room. I always knock on the door, cuz I don't wanna get post traumatic sex disorder from catching him beatin' on the cretin.

by JJ. Styles April 10, 2012

batonman

a man or boy who frequently gets into embaressing situations whenever he's horny because he has a huge stiffy in his pants

Check out that batonman! he has a huge stiffy in his pants!

by tory borty December 24, 2012