McFarland

Storing alcohol in shrubbery to be consumed at a later time.

"Jake, you can't bring that bottle of booze into the bar. Go McFarland it outside."

by dr, greg house md May 07, 2009

McFarland

McFarland (verb): to straddle and kiss. Often dressed somewhat indecently.

E.g. "Sorry Dr. Miller, I'm going to be late for work. I was trying to get out of bed but I was soundly McFarlanded".

by McFarland's chap December 18, 2012

McFarland

. God knows why, it's a pretty horrible place, with summer (late May-late October) temperatures averaging in the high 90s and air quality that can practically disable you. Winter is short and usually doesn't get colder than 50 degrees in the daytime. Meth is as easily found as soda machines and getting drunk at parties in the middle of fields is a common Friday night activity. With an astonishing high school consisting of 53 students with a graduating class of 3. Guys drive mustangs and think they’re the shit, little do others know that they are paying their food with EBT.

McFarland smells like ass

by Pestin March 16, 2018

Mcfarland

The term used to describe a raging bear or a angry boy who needs to calm down swiftly.

Symtoms of a mcfarland is for the hair to go lemon coloured and the face to go red like a red hot likea branding iron thats hot, oh so very hot, so hot that it glows red, and hurts to look at and brings a tear to the eye of the person who is looking at a Mcfarland face.

Boy to other boy

"Awww but andy"

Andy to boy "calm down Mcfarland!!

by Fabian 118 June 07, 2009

Madeline Mcfarland

The most beautiful girl in the world. When ever she walks in a room she lights the whole room up. She is someone that a man could not live with out. She will do anything for her man. Her man is the luckiest person in the world because he has the chance to see her everyday.

Madeline Mcfarland is the love of my life.

by Lucky Man 12/2/09 August 11, 2010

McFarland Fuckhouse

Nickname everyone should give their anus.

McLaky: My McFarland Fuckhouse is leaking.
Farborky: I got the shits.

by Ben McLaky December 31, 2007

Hot McFarland

When a straight man is fucking a guy in the ass from behind and recognizes that what he is doing is disgusting (to him), and pukes all over the back of his out of the closet partner. This one is similar to The David Copperfield, but gay and without the cunning ruse.

Sorry Bradley about the Hot McFarland I gave you last night, I guess I am not all that gay after all...

by Jack McFarland of the Famed Will & Grace February 21, 2006