special blessing

(often abbreviated S.B.) a term in evangelical circles to refer to a significant punishment, particularly one that will result in service to the church or its members. (This comes from the logic that your special blessing is the opportunity to serve others.) In some situations the SB is not acknowledged as a punishment, despite it being one.
Sorry, I don't have a day off this week, I got a special blessing for not cleaning the bathroom properly so I've gotta detail the pastor's car and babysit on Monday.
by RemyLinguist February 20, 2023
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A desire for urophilia; sexual arousal derived from urination.

In this case, the practice of paying a prostitute (male or female) to urinate upon the subject.

The term derives from the 1982 hit 'Africa' by the American rock band Toto, which featured the chorus:

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothin' that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had, ooh-hoo.
Mark: Man, Iโ€™m need to bless the rains down in Africa tonight, you know.
Jim: Shit, you going for more water sports with that hooker? I wouldn't pay to be pissed on bro.
Mark: Yeah, but I'm just weak for her bladder contents being poured on me. What's a guy to do?
by mackyaj December 29, 2024
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bless the beef

blessing the beef is STOPPING ๐•“๐•–๐•–๐•— ๐• ๐•œ ๐•™๐•–๐•’๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ฅ๐•˜๐•– ๐•“๐•–๐•–๐•— ๐•š๐•ค ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•™๐•–๐•’๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•“๐•–๐•–๐•— ๐•๐•š๐•œ๐•– ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•’๐•ฅ ๐•ฃ๐• ๐•’๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐••๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•Ÿ๐•–๐•ฃ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•™๐•’๐•• ๐•๐•’๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐•ค๐•ฆ๐•Ÿ๐••๐•’๐•ช ๐•„๐•†โ„๐”ผ ๐”ฝ๐•€๐”พโ„๐•‹๐•€โ„•๐”พ
bless the beef

stopping some arguing
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bless it be

A universal energy of putting your upmost faith into the universeโ€™s hands.
i am divinely guided guarded and protected by spirits of the highest love and light, bless it be
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Kenneth Blessing

He is super cool he has amazing hair, humor, acts of kindness oh yeah we can't forget his dreamy eyes you cannot make him stop
Omg Kenneth Blessing is so dreamy...
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Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The โ€œblessingโ€ is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.
Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeahโ€ฆ Iโ€™ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
by PB_Blesser June 25, 2024
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