Piss Willy

Used to refer to stuck up or utterly ridiculous people or things. The Piss Willy is a proper or well refined worm with a British accent who wears a top hat, bow tie, suit, and has a cane.

Prep: Ew. Youre gonna eat that? That is so unhealthy.

You: Well yea. I mean thats why I got it.

Prep: Ugh. Whatever, you're gonna get fat.-walks away-
You: That just makes me huggable ya feckin Piss Willy!

by Ashton_Ecstasy August 3, 2014

Soaking Willy

When one cuts out the middle man of a regular wet willy and sticks their tongue directly into the persons ear, thus upgrading the moisture status of the willy from wet to soaking.

I’m about to demolish Jacobs ear with this soaking willy.

by Zach.pem October 3, 2020

Mint Wad Willy

1930's slang for a marijuana cigarette, or joint.

"hey you fellas smokin' a mint wad willy?"

by ylliwdawtnim January 13, 2009

Satan's Wet Willy

When a man is receiving oral sex, instead of finishing in her mouth, the man pulls out and puts his penis in her ear and finishes.

Damn, that bitch be sucking my dick so good, I had to pull out and give her Satan's wet willy.

by Papa Skeet Skeet March 2, 2011

puke willy

To puke on a willy

ie Murta puked on beefs willy

by Denny Parker January 4, 2004

willy wonkas everlasting knob gobbler

a candy coated, tenacious cock sucker

dude, look at the throat on that willy wonkas everlasting knob gobbler I hope she sucks me next.

by Willys mama September 27, 2011

Willy man

A man that has a willy, usually a tiny one and shaped like a toe. Willy men are usually named Adam, Nicholas or Luke.

Person 1: did you see that Willy Man
Person 2: Yeah, his name is adam
Person 1: Hes got quite a small willy

by RasclutUNO April 30, 2020