Wanking Hankie

A piece of material using to collect sperm after wanking

Can be used numerous times, although washing after each use is suggested

Don't touch that, It's Ali's Wanking Hankie

by roblewisuk December 18, 2007

walking dead

A zombie show that is the bomb if u don't like the walking dead u don't have a life and r stupid they have the hottest people on it including rick the Cherf and Daryl Dixon the hottnes person ever he is a badass they are in a zombie apocalypse and a lot of there people get eaten by zombies or die giving birth like Lori ricks wife and there's a gurl with a masheti and put in threw some guys face if u don't watch the walking dead u should start one get to watching

Walking dead has a lot of blood zombies and violence for kids 10 and up

by Miley cyrus December 12, 2013

Wackin

To masterbate with a wacking motion, to Megan Fox with a poster of Jessica Biel on the wall. While listening to the Wezzer song "Why Bother" and talkin dirty while biting your lower lip.

"Kyle 2 was wacking when his mom stumbled in and apluaded at the fact that his pee pee worked"

by Masterbation Analyzist January 21, 2010

chocolate wanking sticks

Using chocolate bars for sexual pleasure.

Deirdre twanged herself off to daytime tv with the help of chocolate wanking sticks.

by Deirdre January 6, 2004

walking boner

A very hot bitch, which in most cases causes a hard on.

That chick Dakota has a rocking body, she's a walking boner.

by Canonball_DGeorge March 15, 2007

Walking Joke

A walking joke is the guy (or girl) that is the brunt of most jokes within a group of friends. This could mean one of two things; they are just made fun of by their friends and others for no reason or they are actually clumsy and easy to make fun of.

Ellen: "Tim, there's a hole in your bathing suit! HAHAHAHAH"
Lauren: "Tim, your shirt is stupid hahah"
Forrest: "Tim, you must be a walking joke! HAH"
Tim: *through muffled tears as he walks away* "I hate my life"

by forrestgumpiii July 27, 2011

wanking

To Masturbate. To pleasure ones self. Male or Female.

Wanking is fun. I fancy a good wank.

by sexatron October 19, 2007