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Stroking my shit

Overdoing something or being very annoying to someone.
Friend: 1: "Why does your girlfriend keep calling you? Your phone is blowing up."
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night
by rery696969420 May 27, 2025
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Stroking my shit

Stroking my shit is a other way for a male masterbating.
Male 1. I was up till 3 AM stroking my shit

Male 2. Dang bro. Didn't you do that yesterday too? How has it not fallen of?

Male 1. I'm built different I guess.
by SentoV2 October 14, 2025
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Stocking Stuffer

Ejaculating into your socks then proceeding to make a partner walk a mile in in them
Jaden and I need to go home so we can make some stocking stuffers
by ultrasigmagoon69 November 26, 2025
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Stroking your dog

To engage in the male act of self pleasure.
In other words, the opposite of "playing with your cat" or "playing with your 😺", which refers to the female act of self pleasure.
Also spelt "Stroking your 🐕"
Guy 1 says, "I spent last night stroking my 🐕"
Guy 2 says, "hold on, isn't it November, you can't be stroking your dog"
by JohnLennonforPOTUS2032 December 13, 2025
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Sporking

To cuddle (spooning) with prong of "fork" inserted in "spoon"
Me and my husband were sporking when we fell asleep.
by Halos X January 2, 2026
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the stroking leaves

A band consisting of Nicole, Jaime , Nick and Matt which uses the stroking of leaves as instruments
hey dude the stroking leaves are in town, lets check them out!!! I wish i can stroke leaves as well as they do
by Janicatt December 30, 2003
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Number Storming

Number Storming is a term which is generally used to describe someone who goes on random Facebook profiles to gain personal information such as phone numbers. The person who is Number Storming ie; The Stormer, does not usually know the person they are gaining information from although sometimes there may be a small connection either through a mutual friend or another way or form.

Number Storming is usually just done out of boredom to gain phone numbers which people put on but some times dont realise they are showing this information.
- "Hey i went number storming last night, i 5 numbers of some of my mutual friends"

"haha sound man"
by Tommy Bassam December 15, 2009
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