Affirmative Action Seating

When a stadium or an arena allocates (and reserves) seats in direct proportion to the demographic composition of a given region.

80,000 seats. 25% Far Eastern composition in let's say Cleveland, Ohio. 20,000 seats allocated to people who originate from the Far East based on Affirmative Action Seating.

by Daniel V. "The Unadiaper" October 10, 2006

Jerry Seinfelding

Jerry Seinfelding: - A Very Annoying Person - the act of one Jewing around about useless shit that will not make a difference Ex. Prices of something/The act of another person/, Complaining about something for no apparent reason yet not making your point clear Ex. Complaining about something so ridiculous, it gets annoying and you want to punch the person in the mouth, Arguing uncontrollably about someones stance, skin color, Price compared to another Price, A specific way someone says a word and or The price of the Chinese food you order all the time.

Mom: Alright if you want to ride your bike you have to wear a helmet.

Kid: Im 16 years old im pretty sure i don't need a helmet.

Mom: Then you can't go out.

Kid: Your being ridicules ma its a block away.

Mom: You can get hit by a car and fall and crack your skull

Kid: Alright so at the specific time i go down the block, im going to be in some kind of final destination stance when Death pushes a fucking car over the sidewalk flipping over and specifically crushing me. You really need to stop jerry seinfelding and you can start by SHUTTING THE FUCK UP.

A family is in a supermarket
Mom: I don't want to get the sauce off the shelf.
Dad: Yah i agree
Kid: Why not
Mom: There is a scary looking black guy in that isle.
Kid: What is he going to do fucking rape you.
Dad: How about we go to the super market in long island.
Kid: that is like 2 fucking hours away.
Mom: Yah lets go there
Dad: The prices are also too expensive
Kid: Whats the big difference
Mom: Well the can of sauce is like 2 dollars cheaper at the other super market.
Kid: First off this is a block away from our house make use of it, second off i can pull 2 dollars out of my ass crack if you want and finally...Shut the fuck up and stop jerry seinfelding before i go kramer on your ass.

by Chris Toh Fah September 8, 2010

Seinfeld

The funniest sitcom ever next to the Drew Carey Show. It has incredible acting making jokes that don't seem funny on paper are hilarious when Jerry, George (My favorite), Elaine, and Kramer

Jerry Seinfeld (pretending to be dark and mysterious): I don't care for laughter I feel it is just a pointless escape from the cold world we actually live in
Girsl: So what do you do?
Jerry Seinfeld: I'm a comedian

by Spikesy June 1, 2006

Be Seeing You!

A phrase that can have two meanings depending on the gestured used with it or the way said.

In thec first meaning if said with a gesture by your hand with a rounded circle to make a monocle it means "see you later"

In the second meaning if only one finger forms the monocle and the rest are out is to mean "see you later a**hole"

Be seeing you!

by Theamazinggeek April 9, 2019

seminal lip balm

Semen, that has strayed onto a woman's lips, after giving head or receiving a "money shot".

"Baby, you have some chapped lips. Come here. I got some seminal lip balm for ya!"

by D. Gould September 30, 2006

The Sein

Jerry Seinfeld... the funniest comedy show in the world.

Love the Sein...

by greentubegangstarrs June 28, 2009

Seinfeldian

adj - to describe a chain of dates. To keep motivated to do an activity every day, Jerry Seinfeld used a large calendar and a big red marker. Everyday that had success got a big, red "X". The secret? “Don’t break the chain.” “Don’t break the chain.”

Max is still going to the gym everyday since he started using that Seinfeldian chain.

by OBI Serious September 14, 2007