soup kitchen

the act of kneeling down and jerking off a group of homeless men into your mouth

"Hey are you busy on saturday?"

"Yeah im im giving out soup kitchens at the Y."

"Dont you mean working at a soup kitchen?"

"No."

by soup kitchen dave January 5, 2013

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California Pizza Kitchen

The act of eating 10 pepperoni pizzas while your ass is simultaneously plugged up (to mimick the effects of constipation). Then shitting on a newspaper and making your partner read it.

Dude, I saved the newspaper from the day after 9/11 and decided to do a California Pizza Kitchen for my girl. I think she'll like it.

by billygowhoop August 14, 2008

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kitchen sink

The kind of campaigning Hillary Clinton does, sending all who get caught up in that bullshit down that drain, or down in her Sarlacc pit of a snatch.

Hillary's kitchen sink campaign against Obama worked in Texas and Ohio. Fuck them, I hope they get Return of the Jedi'd.

by Point Zero March 4, 2008

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Soup Kitchen

Remark said while inside Valencia Community College in Central Florida as a way to describe the people and environment.

Man this place is like a soup kitchen, fuck!

by cheerleader eater January 11, 2010

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Soup Kitchen

the act of seven people expelling diarreah, semen, urine, vomit, anal puss, blood, and toothpaste, then mixing it up then injecting it into ones earlobes then pouring all over there mothers body.

John: How was your thanksgiving?
Steve: we had a soup kitchen!, and apparently my moms allergic to toothpaste.

by gayboyfagstickdickballsbob November 30, 2010

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