Jodan

A person usually with a big dick at the age of 12 it's gonna be bigger than A freinds by half an inch usually named machai they are smart and loving they give the best sex ever with 7 inch dicks at a young age and are usually cancers they play basketball and make it to the NBA they are smart loving sexy men with big long black cocs. They become legends. Jodan is a legend

Oh...look at that Jodan over there screwing up with cars again.

by The actually truth November 19, 2018

Jordan

A stupid idiotic man that runs around sucking his boyfriend Mikes dick while he talks about Jesus a bit too much.

Me: Hey Jordan wanna get a cup of coffee?
Jordan: Nah I would rather suck some dick, sorry

by hahahahahahahahahahafuckyou September 2, 2019

Jordan

A bitchy girl who loves sports and thinks she's better than everyone else at everything. Hates when people chew on pens for some reason.

Sophie : I was chewing on a pen in English and this chick full on yelled at me.
Maya : That must have been Jordan. God she's such a bitch.

by QuinnRaven January 10, 2020

Jordan Peterson

Most people know this but it’s a name for when you have a gigantic explosive diarrhea level shite in your jorts.

John: Why are Michaels jorts brown all of a sudden?
Jimmy: Ah yes someone made him jump and he did a Jordan Peterson.
John: Ohhhh.

by Manfoetus July 16, 2023

Dirty Jordan

When you suck a homeless crackhead's dick to pay off your drug debts.

"I watched him give a dirty jordan to homeless Bill"

by CrackheadJane October 20, 2020

Jordan

The most sweetiest boy in the whole world, he's caring, lovable, fine asf. If you ever were to meet HIM not just any "Jordan" you would fall for him as soon as you look into his eyes. He will make u feel like u matter. He will always find away to see u no matter how hard it can be. He'll be the love of ur life. He's my everything, my superman, my lover, my Bestfriend. I love him so much. It's to bad there's not enough guys like him. He will love u for u. He won't do anything to try to change u. That is why he's the best Jordan u can ever meet and love. "I love u Jordan, Ik u will be reading this" - Ur girlfriend who loves you with all her heart and butt <3

"My Jordan is the better then any other Jordan's in the world"

by ~ Bbygirl August 8, 2016

Jordaddy

a guy named jordan who is ur daddy he is godly at games and has brown eyes and brown hair and usually wears adidas jackets.

Omg that is Jordaddy over there!

by iAmJordaddy April 15, 2019