a goon cave is a place, typically a room, in which a gooner spends their days gooning all day. A goon cave is a set up, typically consisting of a monitor or TV that is used to watch pornographic context.

Person A: Yeah bro I'm going to my goon cave, I'll see you in 37 hours.

Goon Cave by real gooner September 19, 2023

Word of the Day on December 19, 2025

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goon bag

"The Goon Bag" is a specific location in Garema Place, Civic, Canbera City, Australia. This is a common hang out for alternitive sub-cultures, such as goth, emo, indie, punks, etc.

The Goon Bag is a sculpture of a metal over-sized cushion, which is mounted on black marble 'steps' that rise about a meter off the ground.

The actual sculpture was named 'the goon bag' due to it's metal cushion, that resembles the silver bag that cheep wine (also known as goon) comes in.

"i'll see you at the goon bag today after school"

goon bag by person that you don't know. October 23, 2007

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goon of goons

A goon king. One similar to the king of kings but has added goon-like powers. A goon who out performs all others in life no matter how awkward or foolish he/she may behave.

Seth: Whoa! Who is this goon? I've never seen him before.

Brent: I don’t know, but he has the ability to swing any lady, solve any logical problem, feed any starving family, and bring peace to any society while acting like a jackass at the same time.

Seth: ... such a king. How do I describe someone this uber?

Brent: The goon of goons.

goon of goons by Goondued November 5, 2011

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goon march

A pissed-off group of white men marching to take their country back from subhuman filth.

Did you see those guys with Tiki Torches and Skull Masks? That is one hardcore goon march!

goon march by Rhodesian1488 May 16, 2018

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