Slumpyman's definitions

goon squaded

When you see a cute girl from the distance and you want to approach here but all of a sudden a influx of males surround her.

I was about to talk to this beautiful girl but then she got goon squaded by 6 guys so I left.

by Slumpyman November 9, 2015

goon squaded

When you are about to talk to a cute girl who is sitting alone and then all of a sudden a large group of guys surround her to try and get her.

I was going to go talk to that girl sitting alone during lunch but then she got goon squaded by 5 guys.

by Slumpyman November 8, 2015