FIRST MAN: "Dam! Smells like a cunt, that does!"
SECOND MAN: "I'd get that seen by a doctor, I would! Smells like you have fishermans glove!"
SECOND MAN: "I'd get that seen by a doctor, I would! Smells like you have fishermans glove!"
by Cleanboi December 12, 2013

A Mobile boxing glove is a knife, typically a folding blade knife that can be carried in a pocket, used in a street fight. Named after Mobile Alabama due to it's infamous reputation as being a rough city.
I thought it was just going to be some friendly fisticuffs but he put on his Mobile boxing glove and stabbed me.
by sometreehugging liberal June 30, 2016

the replica glove is a glove in slap battles that has 46 power, 14 spe- 16 speed, and has the abillty to spawn a clone of yourself but clones have really low iq so dont be suprised if they just walked off the edge. theres also a 1/7500 chance of spawning bob which gives u a badge if u successfully spawm bob. overall its kinda bad but eh its meh.
"Clones have a very low iq, don't be suprised if they just walk off a cliff" - Replica Glove Tooltip.
by memeaddictive2 July 15, 2023

When you take a shit so wet it covers your whole ass, So when it comes to wiping your better off wrapping your hand in toilet paper first
I knew once i was done crapping i was going to have shit from one cheek to the other, Looks like its {sloppy glove} time
by master_thune February 4, 2010

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.
by Dusty Definition Guy September 3, 2012

"Gerald is an avid user of the Guilty Glove."
"I caught my dad with the Guilty Glove last night, mom wasn't happy."
"I caught my dad with the Guilty Glove last night, mom wasn't happy."
by Gerald E. Smith January 6, 2020

by Timing Cover Master July 27, 2022
