Poseidon's Glove

When you have to poop but you don't want poop on your hand so you put toilet paper around your hand.
I Had to poop but i didn't want to get poop on my hand so i used poseidon's glove.
by Sifi999 November 04, 2021
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Eskimo glove

A foul fishy smelling garment that will fit 5 fingers
When Nathan the Eskimo glove removed his mitten it smelled like it'd been inside Katie's limpet
by Maugli the great March 14, 2021
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scouse gloves

To pull your sleeves down over your hands
Ere me hands are freezing Dave ...well pull your scouse gloves down
by Dave Angel eco warrior January 24, 2021
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dutch glove trigger

When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.

The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.
by trumpblows April 24, 2022
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sloppy glove

When you take a shit so wet it covers your whole ass, So when it comes to wiping your better off wrapping your hand in toilet paper first
I knew once i was done crapping i was going to have shit from one cheek to the other, Looks like its {sloppy glove} time
by master_thune February 04, 2010
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VR gloves

vr gloves are a alternative to using controllers for your vr headset they are a pair of gloves that have a small battery and they connect to your vr headset these gloves have loads of littles sensors navigating your every hand movement
i put on the vr gloves and then the head set started to track my hands
by joe among January 11, 2022
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Jim's glove box

Slang for the human anus also known as the chocolate starfish or the prision wallet.
I was having sex when she reached around and stuck her finger right into Jim's glove box. Wildest shit I have ever experienced.
by Dr Dusty Whiskey February 21, 2025
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