Flaccid Florence

Flaccid Florence: A person who just can't get their little buddy up no matter the circumstances.

Maya: "Hey Rob~ gonna finally give me a night I'll remember?"

Rob: "But Maya you know I'm a Flaccid Florence!"

by JackMeacoff April 13, 2023

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Flaccid Casket

To expire while having the absolute worst, lukewarm, insensate , unerotic sex of your entire life.

Edward always said he had a great technique in bed…Turns out he put her in a Flaccid Casket

by CyberGeddon May 14, 2023

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Related Words

flack • flaccid • flacid • Flaco • Flacker • flacking • FLAC • Flaccid Unicorn • Flackets • flaca

Normally a flacko, This is a word for a person/man that is racist and uses a cheat on video games. This word is commonly used in Denmark however is becoming more popular inside of the internet video game Rust.

PERSON 1: Bro this guy is a flacko

Person 2: Oh its a flacko? Lets run before he gets towards us

by Raidfnn July 18, 2023

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flach

To look in a mirror while wearing a mask.

I can't believe they flached that time!

by Geese 🐒 July 30, 2024

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flacco my cracko

A nonsense expression that sounds like innuendo used to gauge how another person will react to something.

Like working our Joe Flacco to be your QB and seeing how things turn out.

Made popular by the radio show/podcast common man and t-bone.

Hey, wanna flacco my cracko?

by Spokensilent January 7, 2024

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