Blitter

Referring to Coffee: "Black and Bitter."

"How would you like your coffee, sir?"
"Blitter, please."

by Ray C (Jeeper) October 22, 2022

Blitzkrieg

The butt fuckening of France during the Second World War.

The French fought battles more violent than the Battle of Stalingrad because of Germany's Blitzkrieg tactics.

by Diabetic_Bussy_Bandit December 15, 2022

blitterwheat

A little more than a fart. Usually, it sounds as if more than just air was released into the undies.

It was completely silent in the classroom during our geometry test. Unfortunately, he had a burrito for lunch and blasted out the loudest, blitterwheat I've ever heard. That was more than just a fart.

by Herself.Jax December 17, 2022

blitz(y)

the most amazing silliest cat in the world. we all love blitz. she's so cute and amazing and sweet and funny she's the cutest cat ever. my friend calls her babycat cos she's small n he forgets her name alot💀

quotes:

"submissive and pettable"
-my brother. he didn't say that about blitz he said it abt his furry oc but I still wanted to include this quote bc its funny

"when can I see babycat again??"
-the friend I mentioned earlier. (he still is begging to see babycat again to this day)

"blitz is so cute shsjhdjshds"
-me

val: "blitz(y) is amazing"

byron: "REALL"

by val!!<3 March 8, 2023

Blitzmerker

A German word used to describe someone who realized something really late.

Blitz = lightning
Merken = to notice, to remember

after a year of friendship
A: Wait, you're German?

B: Blitzmerker.

by takaegeuss March 11, 2023

Blitzfart

When you bombard someone with flatulence, intentionally or not.

Unintentionally blitzfarted a delivery person at work today. Had to do some serious outgassing and stepped into the tiny freight elevator lobby to unload. Just as I closed the door and tuned away I saw a delivery guy step out of the elevator and into a living hell. Poor bastard.

by bazuemague May 17, 2023

blitzcraig

(adj.) • blitzcraig — to get severely intoxicated in an instant but then act like a total douche //

see also: blitzcraiging, blitzcraiged

“Greg! I invited Dave to come get down at Tre’s shindig tonight. He mentioned Craig would be there but reminded him not to start blitzcraiging.”

by amicusknox August 18, 2023