Blitzedzz

guy that yaps in discord vc so fucking much

person: hey did you get the mug-
Blitzedzz: SHUT YO UGLYASS HELL YOU LIVE INSIDE OF A SHELL YOU LIKE SKIBADI TOILET SKIBADI SKIBADI TOILET

by Miguela Hola December 20, 2023

Blitzened

Being pegged while wearing reindeer antlers

Omg I got blitzened last night at the Christmas party, I can never look at reindeer again

by Aussiedom January 2, 2024

BLITZPOKER

A cool poker place somewhere in the poker universe to play online poker!

Hey folks! Let's play poker at BLITZPOKER.
Hey have you checked out how cool blitzpoker.com is?

by HellozWorld January 16, 2024

Blitzkrieg

A highly effective strategy that was fully utilised during WW2 by Nazi Germany.

It composed of 4 steps.
1. Find a weakpoint in the enemy line
2. Strike with artillery and smoke to take out most of the enemy force and reduce enemy visibility
3. Send in your armors (tanks) to take out the rest of the force
4. Footsoldiers go in to plunder and take.

"Hey Britain, nice TOG tank. But we made a new thing called BLITZKRIEG so your tank is obsolete now."

by yogha November 14, 2023

Blitzz

a very tall dutch man who enjoys bullying girls under the age of 15 years old

"My bestfriends brother is such a Blitzz"

by santiisbigdickdaddy November 23, 2023

Blitzwing

The one dude in your friend group who can, at one moment, be the most rational one, in another moment the hothead and yet in another moment, the absolutely crazy and unhinged one.

May have a German accent

Blitzwing:
Icy As usual, Blackarachnia, your demeanor is as unpleasant as zat cursed organic mode of yours.

Blackarachnia:
Blow it out your actuator, Three-Face!

Blitzwing:
Fiery Ze name is Blitzwing, insect - remember it, 'cause it's ze last thing you vill ever hear before I... Mischievous ...express my feelings in song, hahaha! Sings Ze Itsy Bitsy Spider crawled up ze water spout...

Blackarachnia:
You wanna battle it out here and now, Blitzwing?

by Ode to Deez Nuts December 8, 2023

blitzopherenia

The fear of Blitzø from helluva boss

Don’t send that picture, I have Blitzopherenia

by SomeHelluvaBossFan February 28, 2024