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slippery guadalupe

an incredibly difficult, and technical Ice dancing trick first invented by dick button in 1651. When the trick was first shown to crowds people literally imploded with amazement causing several small black holes that would eventually swallow the small island of lesbos. When asked for a comment dick button replied "thats how i fucking roll. I was just prancing around one day and i thought hey i want to make people loose their shit...so the slippery guadalupe was born. Better recognize!!"
This is the russian ice dancer sergei vehajdblsalfgyzzz. He just nailed the triple axel and oh my goodness could he be going for it? Yes it's the slippery guadalupe!!! may the gods have mercy on us all. (Enter implosions and black holes)
by touch my dick button February 19, 2010
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Slippery dragon

Is when a girl gives a man a handjob while hes lying down and once he has cum all over his dick the girl puts the dick in her ass and shouts FLAARRRBB!
Shit dude, i gave stacy a slippery dragon so hard last night the neighbours heard her shout
by 1AngryMutha December 24, 2009
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slippery pink silk tease

A sex act that entails a couple passionately kissing while naked. The female is on top and simultaneously grinding her clit and labia against the males hard penis; making her clit rub against his shaft and tip rhythmically before letting him penetrate her deeply.
She loves giving the slippery pink silk tease.
by PineappleJuice March 21, 2015
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slippery hands

When ur partner in sex pees on their hands and jerks you off afterwards
Last night I was with this girl and she did slippery hands on me
by Your boy boy boy May 15, 2016
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Slippery

A slippery
he slippery
by MEMESRKOOL April 11, 2017
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slippery slope

when a guy has sex and cums while shitting on a children's slide and then urinates on the slide. then the girl slides down the slide naked and the guy fucks her in her cum, shit, piss covered ass and then in her vagina
my girlfriend and i performed a slippery slope on her little brother's toy slide.
by oh sheila December 20, 2007
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Slippery Slope Reasoning

mindless cmm chatter on a sick & twisted forum for lonely middle aged men
Slippery Slope Reasoning: But by deleting this thread you would create mass hysteria resulting in total anarchy which would drive healthcare costs up & by healthcare cost's rising that would in turn start a nuclear war within the states which would cause the republicans to keep control.
by spazus_maximus October 25, 2007
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