Lux Silver

Fabulous, fun 925 Sterling Silver jewellery without the flabbergasting price tag attached.

Lux Silver sprees are typically a natural female over-reaction to:

a) A nasty break-up with a single-celled moronic buffoon.
b) Celebratory occasions ie: discovering your high school nemesis is fat and ugly (thank you Fbook).
c) Ecstatic news ie: the blood tests were negative.
d) Terrible news ie: your in-laws are coming.

Lux Silver sprees have proven to be highly effective when exacting hockey-husband revenge, or when seeking PMS relief without the calories.

Also known to be a very healthy alternative to murdering your in-laws.

Put down the knife...and pamper yourself!

I indulge my bling-fetish with Lux Silver therapy.

by The Urban Chick June 25, 2011

Silver Platterpuss

Any piece of ass served to you on a sliver platter, i.e. a wife or girlfriend. No hunting necessary. Not to be confused with platterpuss.

"You married guys have it easy, you get to go home to the Silver Platterpuss."

by Jemagu December 27, 2011

silver perm

An elderly person, most often female.

Sorry I'm late, I was stuck driving behind a silver perm doing 35 in a 55.

by Joel Anders February 17, 2008

Silver mullet

The only object in the universe capable of killing an 80's disco werewolf.

Guy 1:We were partying last night, when this giant werewolf with an afro ran by being chased by some dude in a Van Helsing coat and a silver mullet..

Guy 2: Were you doing drugs?

Guy 1: Maybe...

by KingSolomon343 January 23, 2012

Silver river

When ten guys jack off on a preferabley naked woman and it runs down her front like a river.

Tonight I am going to create a silver river.

by Buddy101 September 19, 2015

SILVER DOLLAR

BETTER THAN A DIME... VERY ATTRACTIVE, INTELLIGENT FEMALE..THAT GETS MONEY

I NOT A DIME..I AM A SILVER DOLLAR. THANK YOU

by RUTHIE February 24, 2015

Salty Silver

Adj. It is a insult that is told to a player (or players) of a game called Counter-Strike Global Offensive. It means to be upset that you are at the lowest sector in the rank system in the game (AKA Silver) because you are bad and horrible at the game. This insult is normally told in lower ranks, where the Gold Novas will toxically attack the Silvers because they are a few ranks higher than them and want to boost their egos.

*Terrorist* Le Ween (Silver): I hate my team so much, it's so toxic!

*Terrorist* DumbleStephano (Silver): Same dude! They're so trash too!

*Counter-Terrorist* Crypix (Gold Nova): Shut up you bunch of salty silvers!

by Crypix January 12, 2018