scrolligue

Fatigue set by scrolling endlessly down a page for info; that exasperation coming from knowing a thing being there yet having to scroll endlessly for finding it.

Man, I recalled a nice article I read in Twitter at breakfast but couldn't find it by lunch as I grew scrolligued looking for it.

by themit17 August 21, 2016

Skrollo Blizzard

Mixed Skor and Rollo blizzard at Dairy Queen.

Let's go to DQ and grab a Skrollo blizzard.

by Piecenik May 22, 2016

Stroller-tard

A parent manipulating or parking an S.U.V.-sized stroller with no regard to anyone trying to past or around them.

I was trying to get out of the grocery store but this f--ing Stroller-tard was blocking the exit.

by longrider700 May 20, 2016

Scroll monkey

A scroll monkey is a person who spends a bulk of their awake-life scrolling through the feed in their social media accounts, such as Facebook or Instagram.

Person A: What an amazing class/movie/show that was!

Person B: I had no idea. I was on my phone, being a scroll monkey.

by LordRam May 20, 2016

Scrollin' Session

A precise moment an individual devotes entirely to scroll up in its old Facebook conversations with its friends for the purpose of finding the first message they have sent each other.

Karl: {Dude}! D'you remember the first conversation we had on facebook?
John: No men! But don't worry, {bro}, {lemme} have a {lil'} Scrollin' Session and I'll {brb} with and answer for you.

by the little robert August 5, 2016

Strolldonado

A Formula One driver called Lance Stroll, is well known for his ability to ruin the cars given to him by his team. He lacks skill but his daddy, billionaire provides him with all the cash he needs to follow his dreams. Lance Stroll is often compared to Pastor Maldonado, as he lacks skill but only needed money to get into F1.

Did you see Strolldonado in the Chinese GP? He crashed his car yet again.

by Strix06 April 10, 2017

scroller

any gender older than 35yrs old who needs to scroll down a bit longer to state his/her date of birth while registering online is someone closer to getting old or being a scroller.

for my teenager daughter, i sure am a scroller

by kelamist April 21, 2017