Definitions by LordRam
Scroll monkey
A scroll monkey is a person who spends a bulk of their awake-life scrolling through the feed in their social media accounts, such as Facebook or Instagram.
Person A: What an amazing class/movie/show that was!
Person B: I had no idea. I was on my phone, being a scroll monkey.
Person B: I had no idea. I was on my phone, being a scroll monkey.
Scroll monkey by LordRam May 20, 2016