Febreezio Shower

A combination between a febreeze shower and an italian shower, where you don't have time to take a shower so you spray yourself with febreeze, put on deoderant and cover yourself in cologne.

dude hurry up we gotta go

hold on i gotta take a quick febreezio shower

by Pmaxell92 December 9, 2009

Dry Shower

An alternative format of showering where one uses copious amounts of deodorant and/or dry shampoo instead of the conventional soap and water. Often used when time restrictions and/or laziness are present.

Effects can be improved by brushing teeth for twice as long also.

Recommended for days when little human contact is made. Staying in dark places and at least 1m from people at all times is suggested.

"I'm about to use the bathroom, do you need it?"
"Nah, I've already showered today"
"Really?"
"Yeah, pretty much, I had a dry shower..."

by Burning Ice Cube January 28, 2014

7-11 Shower

The act of washing your penis (genitals) in a restroom sink after having sex, in an effort to hide the fact you cheated before you go home.

"My wife will be waiting up for me, I better grab a 7-11 shower so she doesn't find out what I was up to."

by Player3597 March 17, 2010

shower

Device that men use to wack off while at thier in-laws house

i masturbate so much in the shower when it rains i get a hard on

by get the fuck out of my grill February 24, 2005

mexican shower

To strip naked in a public washroom and proceed to wash yourself with toilet water, using a urinal mint as soap.

Don't go in the washroom, there is some guy having a mexican shower.

by Reemo December 10, 2008

Shower in a can

deoderant, used when time is short or the showers aren't working. Usually in a post-sport setting

Hey Grant, got any shower in a can? Can't be arsed haing a shower, need a beer

by Al January 26, 2005

clam chowder shower

When a man ejaculates on a women's face and/or body and passes a kidney stone at the same time.

Guy 1: Dude my dick still hurt after i clam chowder showered that hoe.

Guy 2: You should get that shit checked out bro.

by dan and george June 30, 2011