Schmeat 

Prehistoric name for a long lost dinosaur

The schmeat was so scared of the t-Rex he hid in a cave

Schmeat by Uncle flake July 19, 2020

Schmeckle 

Generic term for penis. More commonly used by old men with erectile disfunction.

My grandpa said his schmeckle wasnt working right.

Schmeckle by Duckwhore September 8, 2020

Schmagoogle 

To do something that is good, anything that creates a positive motion in life

Man I just made 100k....Schmagoogle

I just slept with the hottest girl .....schmagoogle

I just took a great nap......Schmagoogle

Schmagoogle by SanFran69er September 10, 2020

schmeatstick 

Fat cock

Max does not have a fat schmeatstick

schmeatstick by Shmeato September 15, 2020

Schmeat 

A derogatory way of describing the Male Penis

That dude's schmeat was sweaty af. I'm happy I didn't go any further

Schmeat by Dirtworks September 21, 2020

Schmedium 

A shade larger than small.

Dude, that t-shirt ain't small but its damn sure schmedium

Schmedium by blacksunbird November 14, 2020

Schmearing 

When a guy cums on the girls lips and like schmearing a bagel then a second girl which all three are in a threesome licks that cum on the first girls lips.

Julia, taisha, and Tyrone schmearing was soo hot

Schmearing by Tyrone’s traps December 4, 2020