Sneezing Panda

When a person sneezes 3 or more times and you exclaim them as a sneezing panda. This comes from the popular sneezing panda video in which a cute baby panda cant stop sneezing.

Casey: "Achoo! Achoo!.....Achoo!"

Jeremy: "Sneezing Panda!"

by Iku Iku October 19, 2009

Sloppy Panda

while during the act of getting a blowjob you punch the female in both eyes at the same time, then ejaculate all over her face turning her eyes black and her face white resembling a panda

So i brought this chick over to my house, i ended up giving the bitch a sloppy panda.

by sloppydom May 4, 2010

Panda Eyes

When a girl wearing mascara has a shower and it causes her eyes to look dark like a Panda.

Coming out of the shower,
Marina "Oh my god my mascara ran, I have Panda eyes."
Alice "Ha Ha, me too"

by DantheFrog August 22, 2011

Panda

Gay slang - a large, rugged, hairy gay man from East Asia, ie a Chinese bear.

1. Tony fucked a panda last night.
2. Berlin's gay scene is nothing but pandas.

by Gears2010 March 13, 2010

panda pops

While fucking a female hard up against a bathroom wall the man, close to climax, grabs the females hips and swings her round and forcefully pushes her over the bathroom sink. Still thrusting he turns on the sink tap and splashes water in her eyes causing her mascara to run. The sight of this makes him pop his load and scream Panda Pops, poppy poppy Panda Pops in a high pitched, girly, voice.

Dave : Hey Mart did you watch the game last night ?

Mart : Nah mate

Dave : You missed it...how come ?

Mart : Panda Pops mate...poppy poppy Panda Pops

by buggaluggs September 29, 2009

panda

cutest animal ever! spends time eating bamboo and just looking so darn cute! Panda Hugs are also the best! A panda hug is a giant hug that is all about cuddling and squeezing the life outta the other person~

Person 1~ PANDAHUG
Person 2~ PANDAHUG
(wraps arms around each other--gives biggest hug in the universe)

by pandahugs~13 October 30, 2011

pandacorn

pandacorn is a half unicorn half panda and it is hella cute and if you see one you gotta be high asf

guy: dude is that a fucking pandacorn

girl: no nigga you just high asf

by xx panda March 12, 2015