pookem

a cutie patootie. could be used platonically or romantically, a pookem is your favorite person.

hi pookem!
OR
come on pookems

by pookiebear777 February 4, 2023

pooey bum wank

When you've just finished pooing and the moment takes you before you wipe

Aaron: I had a pooey bum wank to your wife last night

Jake: Dude! you could've wiped first!

by Freeboy March 10, 2023

Poole Town FC Fans

a group of so called ultras who usually call people paedophiles and they have a big dislike over marvin brooks for some reason

Poole Town FC fans are wankers mate

by big fat tubby January 8, 2023

Pooey Bungalow

Places or homes that have features of poop such as a brown/green color, slimy texture, pungent atmosphere, etc. Also used to describe locations in third-world countries.

"Damn, yo crib smells like shit. You live in a mothafuckin' pooey bungalow."

by The Piss Man January 9, 2023

pookers

when two people are pookies together

Wow! Emma and Ryan are such pookers!!

by pookiepooker January 11, 2023

poodendum

A loving turn of phrase for a queer butthole. It is a play on the anatomical name for play parts, pudenda (plural) and pudendum (singular).

Yes papi! Rim my poodendum. (Singular)

Why don't these bottoms maintain those poodenda like they used too!?! (Plural)

by JakeIsABoss January 20, 2023

Poocel

An Indian incel.

Aka: An Indian

Rajit is such a poocel.

by WotanRising July 18, 2023