National Anal Day

The day to try something new!
"Let's try anal, It's national anal day!"
by Graisse Blanc April 13, 2017
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national girlfriend day

october 5th is where you post your girlfriend and show her off to the world and let the world know that’s your fine ass girl and that’s your property
it’s national girlfriend day let me post my beautiful girlfriend
by chileanywaysso October 05, 2020
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National Hangover Day

The day following any popular holiday.

Including but not limited to the day after:
New Years Eve (New Years Day)
The Super Bowl
Memorial Day
Fourth of July
Labor Day
Thanksgiving (Black Friday)
Christmas (Boxing Day)
Girl: I'm not getting any work done today, I'm just wasting time.
Boy: It's okay, it's National Hangover Day, a lot of people are wasting time.
by Fun Johnny February 07, 2011
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National Squad Day

Where all the Youtubers in The Squad have a yearly gang bang, holy fuck bro. Everyone go uh UH UH UH WOAAH.
“Ayo Andre bend yo ass over bitch, it’s National Squad Day!”
by Codonaine October 22, 2020
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National coochie day

Every first Monday of every month pads, tampons, pineapple juice, cranberry juice and all coochie products are free.
Jessica: I'm running out of pads!

Taylor: Luckily it's national coochie day tomorrow!
by coolepicchild December 27, 2020
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national fuckhead day

a day to celebrate fuckheads (which are retards) the day to celebrate this celebration is June 12, and we can celebrate this day by sticking our dicks in the gas door of a car.
"hey andrew, lets celebrate national fuckhead day"
by blinmachine February 10, 2021
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National Firstlove Day

August 3rd... Is the day you will post, talk, and try to love you firstlove again!
Happy national firstlove day, because you are the first male I loved !
by J@mi3 July 30, 2019
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