Illegal Lego Building Techniques

When You Build Legos Wrong And The Cops Get Called On You.

I Got Arrested Last Night For Doing Illegal Lego Building Techniques By Putting A 2/4 Lego plate in between The Studs of an 2/6 Lego plate.

Oh Fuck… I Didn’t Know That Was Illegal. I’m So Screwed.

L.C.P.D. Sir Your Under Arrest For Illegal Building Techniques. Get In The Car Now!!! You Have The Right To Remain Silent!!!

by L.C.P.D October 21, 2022

shitting out lego

Only the most painful experience in human existence, the act of excreting a plastic brick. Mistakenly compared to Stepping on the Lego, this act is the next level, above and beyond.

Dude, that looks painful, but does not compare to shitting out lego.

by CzarTheBitten April 20, 2018

Ceasar’s Legion

A faction in Fallout:New Vegas. They’re glorified Ancient Rome cosplayers with a couple guns and mostly sticks. Their main enemy is the NCR (New California Republic). Currently they are fighting over the Hoover dam, one of the last places in the United States wasteland that can purify water and generate electricity on a large enough scale for multiple cities. They are slavers, taking anyone unlucky enough to be in the east of Vegas as slaves. They burned a small town in Nevada called “Nipton”, which had done nothing at all to provoke the legion, except have a couple strip clubs and have perfectly legal (considering there is no government) drugs. The final quest of the game involves either killing Legate Lanius (the commander in chief of their army) or talking him out of attacking Hoover dam, with your excellent speech skills.

Courier: Ceasar’s Legion burned Nipton
Ranger: What!?
Courier: *loading service rifle* legion burned Nipton

by aidenpierce2077 October 20, 2020

A river has fallen into the man in lego city

When you heard the "A man has fallen into the river in lego city" and you get so tired so you just change the words to make it less boring

John: Have you heard about the man that felt into the river in lego city?
Oliver: Yes, I heard it 1984932 times.
John: But, I bet you haven't heard about this one; A river has fallen into the man in lego city.
Oliver: No, I haven't heard that!

by your everyday teacher February 11, 2020

legolicious

a word describing anything involving legolas (aka orlando bloom) being VERY sexy (as usual then!)

hmmmmm, that picture of legolas is soooooo legolicious!!!

by Louise December 22, 2003

Legion of Poon

A close knit group of totally slutty and attractive girls. Known throughout town to be the easiest thing to lay since floor mats.

"Dude, you see Brittany, Candy and Sindy over there?"

"Yeah man, total sluts. The original Legion of Poon."

by Doomus July 12, 2015

Hells Legion

The sexiest Warring/Community clan in all of Runescape, this Clan consists of 90% Gays, 5% female and 5% "It's"

Tkavil3: To join Hells legion you need 2 things, a level 102+ RS account, and an incredibly sexy body.

by Tkavil3 October 27, 2008