long ting gash

The state of something being potentially too long a process, outweighing the perceived achievement that might come with it

Warning: Do not utter such words as these in front of real gangsters, they will feel ridiculed at the mocking use of their language and may even weep

Billy: Hey Philip, do you want to catch a bus to heathrow to play on one of the arcade machines that they have out in the airport?

Philip: LONG TING GASH. and you're a dickhead as well for suggesting something like that, nah mate, I'm on a tenfold bash anyway. jus long ting gash

Billy: my bad

by Willis McGee July 21, 2006

hairy axe gash

another term for the female bits downstairs.

that girls hairy axe gash stinks...

by L Wilson September 18, 2006

Gash

London slang. A derogatory name for a girl/woman, referring to the appearance of her genitals.

Also used in a derogatory way towards men/boys who can't get laid.

"Oh my days blud, u seen dat hot gash over there?"

"Ya dun kno fam, I need sum of dat, standard"

"Yeah, but you can't get no gash you wasteman"

by Rob-The-947-SW11 October 8, 2008

Gash

A girls pussy, or you call a girl "A gash"

"Bruv where's da gash?" - Mate where's the girls?

"Cuz your girl has got some grim gash!" - Mate your girl friend has a horrible pussy

"Some Bare hairy gash"

by Chris Menzies June 11, 2006

gashleak

simply put - viganal discharge. this discharge can be caused by an arousal stimulation or when one is on the blob

"im on this week.....oh shit i think ive jus had a gashleak!"

by tek July 25, 2003

Gash Magnet

Gash Magnet: Billy jet

Billy is a Gash Magnet

by slagbert January 18, 2007

gash on toast

the phrase used by marv in northen england to describe sumfin being shit as in bad shit not poo

that nite out was gash on toast like

this work is proper gash on toast like

by marv1990 January 11, 2009