crumbsy

A really clumsy eater, one who eats and leaves crumbs.

Andy's crumbsy ass left all sorts of pizza crust on the couch.

by Monty S April 3, 2008

crumb muncher

children from a single mother (that you want to date)

Sally's got crumb munchers, they are eating up everything!

by KonChaang October 3, 2008

crumbilingus

1. The eating of a muffin, pastry, biscuit, etc. as a means of feigning sexual pleasure.
2. The outward enjoyment of a delicious muffin, pastry, biscuit, etc. so much that it is perceived by others to be a sexual act.

Howard performed crumbilingus on his freshly baked Cinnabon roll. People stared.

by wayneamerica October 14, 2008

Crumb Nation

A large gathering of very dedicated fans of the alt-rock band Cracker

"At the San Fransisco show there were so many Crumbs...it was like Crumb Nation"

by Saturn28 April 19, 2009

Crumpin' Fuglies

When two SERIOUSLY ugly people have sex.

The darker side of "bumping uglies"

Q: Where's Fat G.?

A: He got all boozed up and went home with that nasty chick who was hanging all over him. They're probably crumpin' fuglies as we speak.

by da' guv January 8, 2011

crumple zone

A somewhat ambiguous term referring to the soft parts on a girlfriend. Implies that said zones are resilient.

Shorty's got hella crumple zones. Busted that all night with no complaints.

by jhndrdgg October 5, 2011

Crumbro

A bird like creature that tries to be hip and cool with the kids. He has the ability to talk, hop, and even dab. Some people say that Crumbro is related to Grumbo

Crumbro won't stop trying to be hip with the children!

by Zephyr321 April 14, 2019