1 definition by da' guv

Crumpin' Fuglies

When two SERIOUSLY ugly people have sex.

The darker side of "bumping uglies"

Q: Where's Fat G.?

A: He got all boozed up and went home with that nasty chick who was hanging all over him. They're probably crumpin' fuglies as we speak.

by da' guv January 8, 2011