courtesty-clerk

stupidest fuckin job in the world
you push carts clean up shit and bag groceries

"clean up on aisle 5 for a courtesty-clerk"

by courtesy April 30, 2008

Courtney

A dream girl, the one who steals the heart of the true player, one who can have exactly what she wants andgets it real quick! A beautiful girl with a little attitude. Sexy & fun

Kyle: Damn, thast girl got me hooked like courtney got him.

Tim: Naw, courtneys got him whipped...

by ohmyiloveher February 7, 2010

Common Courtesy

1. Rare Courtesy

2. The basic level of politeness which you expect from someone in your idealistic world. It no longer exists in this world. Thus, it should be rendered an archaic word because it is extremely old as seeming to belong to an earlier period.

P.S. It should also be removed from the dictionary because it is no longer necessary in the English language.

Common Courtesy is dead.

by JBMiller September 27, 2018

COURTESY PLOP

This is when you unravel enough toilet paper and toss it in the toilet bowl so that when you are taking a dump the toilet paper breaks the fall of your poop. Allowing you to poop so no one can hear you doing so. The poop then rests gently on top of the toilet paper until you flush the toilet or until you "COURTESY FLUSH."

Ever go to the bathroom at work and you need do the #2, and your boss walks in behind you? You don't want her to hear or smell your shit. You already know and use the courtesy flush technique now you can also use the courtesy plop technique.

by My Shit Don't Sound April 25, 2010

Courtney Stults

an overall badass. seriously, she's a badass.

Man that Courtney Stults is a total badass! Why can't I be just like her?

by imsoawesome123 November 5, 2011

courted

The hidden masked driving force behind actions you take, usually resulting in a bad situation evolving.

I guess that's cus you were, and probably still are a well behaved good mannered girl? Unless you can tell me otherwise? Where as I was and still am courted by trouble!

by Velda, girl detective August 26, 2017

Common Courtesy Dick Down

1. Courtesy 'Fuck'
2. Hook Up, One Night Stand
Also Known as a 'CCDD"

"Well she's got huge tits, but a manly face. I guess I'd give her a Common Courtesy Dick Down"

by MaverickPenguin December 26, 2008