cheapass

A person who is not only cheap, but also foists his cheapness on others in irritating ways.

The dude who brings TWO PBRs to a BYOB party and then drinks six pilsners is a cheapass. This is probably the same guy who doesn't want to evenly split the bill at a restaurant because your food cost $33 and his only cost $30.

by creaternity May 26, 2006

extreme cheapskates

Someone who tries to save all of their funds. This person is annoying to business owners, business owners hate them! Cheapskates disease is inherited disease, don't marry someone who has it!
~Also a viral TV show on TLC called Extreme Cheapskates starring Pinto Family.

The pintos are such extreme cheapskates! I know bro, I went shopping with them and they try to save every cent with coupons!

by satoshinaakamoto October 17, 2020

Crustaceous Cheapskate

Someone so greedy that even Spongebob snaps

LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?

by userhandlegoeshere August 28, 2021

chaperon

1. A person, especially an older or married woman, who accompanies a young unmarried woman in public.
An older person who attends and supervises a social gathering for young people.
2. A guide or companion whose purpose is to ensure propriety or restrict activity

“to see and feel the rough edges of the society . . . without the filter of official chaperones” (Philip Taubman).

by Johny Bravo May 30, 2008

cheappuccino

Any of the wide variety of flavored coffee drinks offered at convenience stores such as Circle K or 7 Eleven that can be purchased for less than half the price of a Starbucks cappuccino.

Let's stop by the Circle K for some cheappuccinos tonight. It's gonna be freakin' cold, and all I've got is $1.25 in my wallet.

by TedMosbyIsNotAJerk.com August 30, 2010

bap chap

Northern Irish slng for haircut.

Can eiter be used to say what you are doing or to call someone.

Tim:"What are you doing later?"
Jim:"I'm away to get my bap chapped"
or
if someone walks into somewhere with a new haircut you point and shout "BAP CHAP!!!"

by Tom McC June 21, 2008

cheapskate

A stingey person. Somebody who buys cheap in favour of higher quality or better stuff. Even though they might be able to afford the better. Perhaps ungenerously trying not to spend much on their friends. Not particularly offensive, and often intended to ridicule in a light hearted manner. North American origin (skate apparently meaning fellow).

You only got me a half pint - you cheapskate! (light ridicule)
Nice charity outfit you're wearing cheapskate! (mildly offensive)

by verseguru August 20, 2004