Anal Assistant

A person who generally assists in helping someone in the act of putting some sort of hard object into the ass of someone else.

"So Chris do you have a job." "Yes i am an Anal Assistant"

by Zmashy August 29, 2009

Aim Assist

A way to help controller players aim. Aim Assist is extremely controversial. Pc players think it is overpowered and it turns out it barely works at all. Controller players say it doesn’t exist.

Pc player. “Controller player Controller player, he has aim assist”
Everyone else “ what aim assist”
Controller player (turns aim assist off) ends up being absolute garbage
Pc player “ proof proof”

by King Koconino April 5, 2020

Soul assassin

A woman who slowly but steadily dismantles her partner's self-esteem and joy in life through constant nagging and passive aggressiveness.
Soul assassins are immediately obvious to third parties, but conceal their dark intentions from their victim by slowly increasing the level of abuse. The victim builds up a stronger tolerance to abuse until it can eventually not bear the burden anymore. This kills the soul.
The reason for the soul assassin's behavior is the lack of being able to take responsibility for their own failures and needing to blame the fault on somebody else.

A: "I saw Biff on a reunion again. He's just a shadow of his past self."
B: "Yeah, I heard his wife turned out to be a real soul assassin."

by bogglez August 17, 2015

Assassin

A gentleman with the unique skill of "Breaking In" Woman to the act of anal sex for their first time. Generally, causing the women to develop a great liking to the act, therereby creating what is otherwise known as "Ass Mongers" out of the women.

Assassins generally share alot of the same characteristics as the "Ass Weasel"

That Assassin's broken her in so well that she needs the ass just to get herself off....Well, this must suit his needs just perfectly!

by ebby-d August 1, 2006

assist

1. assist n. When one dude helps his buddy hook up with a lady friend.

"Danny's hookin' up with Lisa. I totally had the assist on that."

by SmStudent March 8, 2005

ass assassain

someone or something that rapes/assassinates asses when the person or thing is not looking

Tom is such an ass assassain,did you see him just assassinate Jon on the playground today.

by Ryan Bates December 23, 2008

[a sack a dead asses]

The act of which something smells like a mixture between
a graveyard with every grave open and five broken toilets used by dierrea victims.

His garbage can smelled like a sack a dead asses.

by k12 October 12, 2006