What goes around CUMS around

When a man is receiving oral sex from a woman, the woman pretends to swallow his jizz load but instead spits it back in the mans face (or spits the jizz into her own hand and slaps him in the face).

D'Angelo: Yo, I was gettin head from this bitch the other day and she usually swallows, this time she spit my cum in her hand and gave me a WHAT GOES AROUND CUMS AROUND, it was messed up!

by dirtychewbacca December 28, 2009

run around

Something not to do when your hair is on fire.
Or when married.

After a brief run around, they proceeded as planned.

by I'ma grasshopper 2 July 13, 2006

mucked around

1) A sexual connotation, i.e., fooled around in bed.

2) Fooled around in a friendly, non-sexual way.

1) We mucked around all night.

2) We mucked around all night.

by PHCH December 22, 2009

fiddling around

To do a long list of small adjustment in order to achieve a better outcome.
Used in British English.

- Hey this booklet you designed looks awesome.
- Yeah, I have been fiddling around with it since morning.

by dda00001 November 1, 2013

bitching around

An imported phrasal verb understood by every foreigner living in Britain. Wandering in the streets in a group of a few persons looking for a still-not-tried take-away or a still-not-puked-there pub...

So what the f*** have u been doing yesterday night?
Ma, we were bitching around in Soho for hours and ended up in another pseudo-italian restaurant...

by shuch February 11, 2004

nosing around

to search for something (such as private or hidden information) in usually a quiet or secret way

She caught him nosing around in her papers/office.

by sfasa September 29, 2020

Keithing around

verb / gerund

To live a rockstar lifestyle of sex, low carbs and music, as a retiree on a small, expensive island.

Person 1:

Hey man, what you doing today?

Person 2:

Not much, I’m just Keithing around.

Person 1:

When I retire, I just want to be Keithing around. Chase young skirt, play my guitar and live the good life.

by Bermuder April 24, 2023