Dryer then a popcorn fart 

to ruin your evening!

Her pussy was "dryer then a popcorn fart"

Dryer then a popcorn fart by scottdking February 10, 2017

Vaginal Blood Fart

The aftermath of a goblin stomp

After Brandon's insane goblin stomp, there was nothing left of queefen but a pool of vaginal blood fart.

Vaginal Blood Fart by Goblin stomppers for sale September 3, 2017

Muddy duck fart

A fart that sounds like a ducks quack.

That fart sounded like a muddy duck fart.

Muddy duck fart by Moors1981 May 23, 2018

upper cut fart 

Upper Cut Fart- When a person walks up to you with a fart trailing in behind, like an upper cut to the chin!

Damn bro, this customer just threw an upper cut fart at me!

upper cut fart by DeserTynker September 15, 2019

chipotle queso fart 

when you eat chipotle queso and then fart

OH GOD. THAT SMELLS LIKE A CHIPOTLE QUESO FART. (puke)

chipotle queso fart by EthanTheComposer January 12, 2020

stove pipe fart 

When farting in a sitting position, a fart travels out the butthole, and up the buttcrack, and makes a sound at the top.

The only path my fart could take was up the stove pipe fart.

stove pipe fart by Thekeegster November 20, 2020

Stinky Vagina Fart 

Calling someone a stinky vagina fart is the most insulting term known to man... It's so bad that the phrase has been banned in 19 countries and saying it is punishable by death. ~DO NOT USE THIS TERM OR ELSE~
Just saying if someone calls you this they really hate you, jokes on them thought because you can arrest them.

(Don't actually call 911 if someone calls you this. This is a joke to be taken lightly unless you want to take this joke darkly)

Person 1: You stinky vagina fart, I wish you were never born.
Person 2: OMFG I can't believe you said that...
*Person 2 calls 911*

Stinky Vagina Fart by Defining_The_World March 14, 2021