Definitions by Thekeegster

stove pipe fart 

When farting in a sitting position, a fart travels out the butthole, and up the buttcrack, and makes a sound at the top.

The only path my fart could take was up the stove pipe fart.

stove pipe fart by Thekeegster November 20, 2020

double end fart 

When farting in a sitting position, a fart splits at the butthole, a portion of the fart goes up the front and the back at the same time, both making a different sound at once.

It sounded like two people farted, but it was just a double end fart from one person.

double end fart by Thekeegster November 5, 2020