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Definitions by EthanTheComposer

chipotle queso fart 

when you eat chipotle queso and then fart
OH GOD. THAT SMELLS LIKE A CHIPOTLE QUESO FART. (puke)
Oh honey, I'm gonna give you a hard nutkiss.
Nutkiss by EthanTheComposer August 2, 2018

Kaitlyn Herman 

1. A sweet little woman who loves auras, vibes, robes, and essential oils

2. The fourth person evicted from Big Brother 20
I want Kaitlyn Herman to read my aura.

fuck your ears 

Another term for Ear Rape/Really loud noise in which you're thinking you are going deaf.
"Please... Just... fuck your ears..."
- Mama

Lit Road Trip 

When you are in a car for over 3 hours... BUT! You have marijuana, a vape pen, some Marlboro Ultra Light Menthols, a computer with multiple downloaded YouTube videos (MP4), over 1000 rap titles on Apple Music, and a video game console with a television installed on the head rest of the front seat. You also bring so much stuff that it's a pain to fit into the car, but worth it anyway.
Ron: Hey Billy.
Billy: What?
Ron: Let's go on a Lit Road Trip!!
Billy: YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Poachtato 

A plain, dry, poached potato with the skin peeled.
"Can you cook me up a Poachtato, honey?"
Poachtato by EthanTheComposer July 10, 2018

Samantha 

A really really hot gal from the south of Virginia. Her southern accent will have you quaking. She is the type of girl who is never rude but can be very emotional at times. Her accent is heavily southern. She is the girly girl that never gives up. This girl takes care of roosters and has a lot of pooches.
When you walk past Samantha you will say, "WOO she is hot, and has a lot of roosters! AHHH they are chasing me, help!"
Samantha by EthanTheComposer July 9, 2018