power gamer

A gamer who learnes the rules of a game inside and out to perfection in order to become the best at that game. In games such as D&D a power gamer might sacrifice role-playing in favor of more power for his character, although most do not. Power gamers often make the game less fun for the rest of the playing group for the reason that their characters usually become far more powerful then all other characters in play.
Power gamers are often wrongly known as munchkins. A munchkin gains power by cheating while a power gamer gains power by knowing and using the rules of the game to his advantage.

Wow, that damn power gamer's character is way too strong for his level. That's just not fair.

power gamer by burnt_to_crisp March 8, 2007

fuck fuck games 

A form of United States Marine Corps discipline used against boots and lance criminals alike to ensure that Uncle Sam gets his.

"Oh, ok Stud, so we wanna hide a bottle of SoCo under your rack. Stand the fuck by, PFC. You wanna play fuck fuck games, I got games. I got so many games, you'll think I was one of the Parker Brothers. Thanks to you, the whole platoon will Chinese field day on Saturday.

fuck fuck games by property of uncle sam August 23, 2011

gameophilia 

Gameophilia is the variation of human sexuality for people sexually attracted to video game characters.

Sometimes gameophilia is reffered to as "robophilia" when the attraction is not only to video game characters but toward more artificial life like robots, holograms etc...

Not too mistake with toonophilia which reffers to sexual attraction to cartoon and anime characters.

The gameophilia tendency is increasing by the second.

gameophilia by Samkaril78 March 9, 2008

Gamestop 

Gamestop is a rundown store that is usually based in America. They sell video games and other video game merchandise to people. They have a secret though, they're actually Illuminati. Gamestop takes your used games for about $5 dollars per game which you payed $60 dollars for. They then put them back on the shelves for $54.99. They call it a butt fucking. They also will hound you when you go into their stores and tell you to sign up for their member slapping rewards program. Usually when you sign up, the clerk will get up and slap you with their dick. You're now their bitch.

I went into Gamestop and this man who works there kept on telling me to sign up to join their member slapping rewards program, so they can spam fuck my emails with their "amazing deals".

Gamestop by Dinov February 14, 2015

Wand of gamelon

Crappy Zelda game made for the CD-i back in 1993. Known as one of the worst games ever made because of the jerky body movements in the FMVs, random statements ("this is illegal, you know" and MY CAKES WILL BURN"), and the fact that the voice actors are Russians who have a limited grasp for English. Enough, my ship sails in the morning...I wonder what's for dinner.

Nothing is more random than Wand of Gamelon. The only good use for the game is YouTube poop where the game is ridiculed for our amusement.

Wand of gamelon by Lena-Scarlette Katrina March 11, 2009

gameboy 

A gaming device that provided for millions of girls and boys a true family, one that loved them as long as they didn't get a game over. These devices were the first to make gaming portable and spawned a cultural trend of incredible proportions. The Gameboy was the most glorious invention since TV because of the pure, unadulterated happiness (if you played a good game...) and hand-eye coordination it provided to kids of all kinds around the world. For many children, the amount of love their parents gave them was measured not in happy moments but in gameboy games purchased. And, in the case of hardcore kiddies, bleeding thumbs.

Any of the devices of the gameboy line, those being:
Gameboy
Gameboy Pocket
Gameboy Safari (very rare, considered an urban myth. but that's why it's here, right?)
Gameboy color (my real parent)
Gameboy Advance
Gameboy Advance SP (SP stood for Special)

the gameboy and gameboy pocket used primitive cartridges and did not support much in the way of color.
The Gameboy Color obviously was the first gameboy to provide any real color, and was capable of playing the original cartridges and had it's own line of colored cartridges. the older gameboys could not play these, which happened with every iteration.

The Gameboy Advance was often considered the most ergonomic gameboy and had a wider screen and two new buttons. It played smaller, better cartridges and could play color cartridges but not the original ones.

The gameboy SP was essentially a gameboy advance but had a lit LCD screen and a "laptop" style body. very popular model.

MOM: Okay, okay! look, what will make you happy? a new basketball/hairclip? (because gameboys are ambidextrous. no... no, ambiguous... that's the one...)
ME/YOU: MY HAPPINESS CAN ONLY BE GUARANTEED IF YOU GET ME THE NEW GAMEBOY!!!

and this happened all the time...

gameboy by valentine99 February 24, 2009

gamedropping

The practice of dropping a #GamerGate mention into a totally unrelated article in an attempt to drive clicks and controversy. Commonly used by disreputable clickbait sites like Buzzfeed, Kotaku & The Guardian, especially those with SJW leanings.

"The Guardian is gamedropping again in that article on the colonisation of Mars"
"The last thing we need is to wake up in 50 years and find that a bunch of #gamergate nobheads are running Mars. "

gamedropping by truthswarm May 7, 2015