Magic John Screen Protector

Cheap Chinese screen protectors that are very well made and have fully automatic adhesion and a 28° privacy angle

"Have you tried out the Magic John Screen Protectors?" "I hear they are the best in the business."

by GUSFR1NG September 16, 2022

i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd

For when you hit your mounse in your screenpad there needs to be the perfect description, and this is it. It can also be used as a greeting to other people who hit their mounses in their screenpads, or as a way to express any known emotion, and even some unknown emotions.

guy 1: i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd
guy 2: i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd
guy 3: i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd
guy 4: wtf?

by Mattyus9000 March 9, 2021

main screen turn on

Broken english sentence said on the infamous Zero Wing game. This was supposed to be a good game; it was exceptional, however, but the English wasn't up to scratch. To get the full meaning out of this, play the Sega Genesis game or head down to Newgrounds.com, then you should have no problem wondering what the heck a lot of people are talking about.

Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal!
Captain: What?!
Operator: Main screen turn on.

by Kaleb Daleszak October 27, 2003

Blue Screen Of Death

Something that happens after every half hour on a Microsoft Windows 98 or lower. Get an XP, dorks!

That's my 129th BSOD today and counting...

by TheBurninator December 9, 2003

blue screen of death

the blue message screen that comes up when an error occurs while using Microsoft Windows

Not the blue screen of death again. This is the third time in a week it's come up.

by Light Joker December 3, 2005

blue screen of death

something that happens when you run windows vista for no longer then 10 minutes. usually when your doing something very important or just beating your meat.

last night i was beating my meat to female/female/donkey action and i got a blue screen of death. so i picked up my computer and threw it out the fucking windows and smoked a cig after.

by dopemane November 6, 2009

movie screen

When you stretch your scrotum and pull it in a rectangular fashion so as to look like a movie screen. If done in the middle of the day, you can call it a matinee.

While typing at the computer, I looked over and saw him giving me the movie screen, saying "hey, want to watch a movie? It's 3pm, time for the bargain matinee."

by Nick Stach June 11, 2006