Schmucking

Sitting and/or laying down while doing absolutely nothing without sleeping. In between chilling and napping. The more you schmuck the less you want to chill and the more you want to nap. To Schmuck.

Brian: Where is Greg?
Eric: Greg is schmucking in the bedroom. He got up showered and ate then started schmucking.

by Eric and Greg August 1, 2008

shmuck

another way of saying a male's genitilia i.e. a dick

paul is such a shmuck!

by abraham solomon January 15, 2004

shmuck

A penis rarely larger than most.

by Kaitlyinn May 2, 2003

Schmuckabee

Affectionate nickname for a semi-serious Republican contender for the Republican nomination in the presidential election of 2008. Namely, the former governor of Arkansas: Michael Huckabee.

It is a compound word that incorporates the Yiddish term "schmuck," meaning "Penis" or "Jerk" along with the name of the common honeybee.

He is best known for his banana pancakes and his theological views on "Bee Heaven" as depicted by the Christian allegory in the well known "Unicorn Honey Bee Magic" tapestry on view in the Cloisters in New York City.

On conceding defeat in the Republican primaries of 2008, John McCain famous last words were: "Honey, Schmuckabee!"

by Tom B. and Danie B. February 11, 2008

Schmeckle

Big long hairy thing that gets the tip cut off at a briss. (See Penis)

Well we had better go cut off his schmeckle

by Mislead1312 August 10, 2005

schmeckle

The spring inside of a pen, a well known currency.

Daaaaannnnggggg! thats a lot of schmeckle! YOU be drippin

by the real dave12 January 30, 2020

schmeckie

word used to describe something that has become dirty in any way.

I dropped my sucker on the ground and got it all schmeckie

by IzLisa November 9, 2003