Schlinourmous

Even larger than a Schliant

Joanne:He has a Schlong
Jessica: No he has a Schliant
Prostitute walking by: Trust me... he has a Schlinourmous

by Joe Dirty Panties April 12, 2008

schlong snuggie

term to describe a females sexual organs

its cold in here. how bout you warm me up with that schlong snuggie.

by subtleshadow August 20, 2010

schlongting

the name of ones member when it is of a large proportion. Often the propiortor of the extremely large penis is called shane.

Hey did you see that shane dude with his wanger out at the party last night.
Yer, he's got a schlongting!

by mralnighty January 14, 2011

scaling the mullet

the act of masturbation

i went fishing and didnt catch a thing so i was just scaling the mullet

by ryansmith June 1, 2011

schlongitis

an erect penis; more commonly used (compared to similar slang) when one wishes to "tread lighter" with a comment/observation

What's with you today, Mike. You developing a case of schlongitis?

by Michelle_the_belle November 21, 2011

Schlong Flogging

To beat one about the head and face, or cunt with ones schlong (Penis)

That cunt of yours could use a good Schlong Flogging

by I am the walrus, koo kookachoo September 22, 2011

Schlongnomaly

When a schlong defies the laws of penis in unexpected ways.

"Man that blasian guy was a schlongnomaly if ever I saw one."

by Dr. Schlongnomalous March 21, 2013