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maddenoliday

1. the day that the newest version of madden football is released. this day is considered a holiday by people who play video games frequently and/or enjoy madden football games.

2. the third tuesday of every august in which grown men call in sick to work to play a video game. this is also a holiday for the unemployed, kids, and inmates alike. this is because nobody else has the time/inclination to play a video game for an entire day, week, or in some cases that involve peoples mothers basement, an entire year
1. "maddenoliday is next tuesday"

2. "maddenoliday is on tuesday. so i'll get the day off and sleep in until 10am when the mall opens. when i get to the mall, i will wait in line for a half an hour, and show my reciept of purchase from march when i payed for the game. i will then bring the game home and play it all day while i enjoy chips and pepsi. i may have a "maddenangover" (see maddenangover) on wednesday and therefore possibly call in sick to work and play that day also. this may continue until i lose my job"
by kingoflb September 1, 2006
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macenzie

A beatifull young lady that has a bright soul. She is probably the bestest friend you could have. She's just so nice to everyone, and allot of guys fall for her
Isn't Macenzie amazing!
by Kebfjdbs March 15, 2017
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john madden

A fat fuck who is talks incoherantly about football because he is busy stuffing his face with a 8 legged mutant turkey. Looks like a manatee.
boy look at john madden stuff his face
by Paul February 2, 2005
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madden rumble

when 2 or more people get into a physical and emotional fight after the adversary loses in madden football
Toby: Noah your such a douche.
Noah: Yea ok beaner.
Toby: Just accept it, you lost and I won.
Noah: Just shut up you beaner.
Toby: Im gonna kick your fucking ass.
Noah: How do you like that Toby. Yea I just rubbed my balls all over your jersey.
Toby: Fuckin fat prick.
(They start to fight after exchanging words. Thus, causing a madden rumble!)
by George Warshington December 3, 2007
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madden mud flap

To be banging a fat girl doggie style, and have the bitches belly/fat roll hitting your balls the whole time.
I was banging that big girl from work the other night, and had a Madden mud flap going the entire time.
by big egg March 28, 2008
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Maddenitis

The seemingly real "switch" of winners in sports games back and forth in a grudge match, particularly in Fifa or Madden.

It's possible to win when you should lose, but it's harder. Maddenitis usually happens when the two players are around even skill level.
Person 1 and Person 2 are playing a sports game on their home console.
Person 1 starts off with the "upper hand" and plays with ease. This would mean that Player 2 has maddenitis, and next match, Player 1 will have it.

"Wow, the only reason you picked that was because of Maddenitis."
by Steven Grillock February 28, 2009
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Mackenzie

Mackenzie is the craziest person you will ever meet in your entire lifetime. She has a weird gamer boyfriend. She like Vitas 7th Element the song. She LOVES Harry Potter and is obsessed with Tom Holland! She is the type of person that everyone avoids and she is super weird. She has HEAPS of freckles and thick, short, brown hair.
Guy: Oh my gosh! How weird are you out of ten Mackenzie?!
Mackenzie: TEN!!!!!!!
by KENZIE THE WEIRD October 24, 2018
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